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He usually only sees her every other weekend—it’s the same custody schedule people had in the 50s. Translation: I have her a majority of the time.

Dex:

That sucks

Margot:

LOL tell me how you really feel.

Dex:

Shit, was that a rude thing to say? I meant: sucks that you have your kid all the time and don’t have time to yourself.

Margot:

Uh—I mean, it was a bit rude, yes. But nothing you say any more surprises me. It’s like you can’t help yourself.

Dex:

Was that a compliment? It’s hard to tell.

Margot:

No, that was not a compliment.

Margot:

It’s probably a good thing that you only date women who are younger than you.

Dex:

What’s that supposed to mean?

Margot:

I mean—they’re probably more likely to put up with your shit.

Dex:

My shit?

Margot:

You know, let you say and do whatever you want because of the God complex.

Dex:

Godcomplex???

Margot:

Oh please, admit it, you think your shit doesn’t stink.

Dex:

I don’t think my shit doesn’t stink—I can be humble.

Margot: