Page 37 of Biggest Player

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I seriously cannot with you. Unbelievable. This is why you’re having bad luck with women.

Dex:

Is it? I hadn’t noticed. Usually women fall into my lap and I don’t have to make any effort.

Margot:

See? That’s another one of your problems. You’re so full of yourself?

Dex:

Am I??

Margot:

Stop doing that!

Dex:

Doing What?! I’m beingHonest

Margot:

I have no idea what to even say to you right now. My mind is blown.

Dex:

Hey. I have an idea.

Margot:

Don’t tell me what it is, I don’t think I want to know.

Dex:

What do you say about having a drink? You can tell me all the things you think I’m doing wrong and help me step up my game.

Margot:

Isn’t there someone else who can be your dating coach? Don’t you have any buddies?

Dex:

I have lots of buddies. But they’re either A: fuck boys or B: busy with their families. Also, most of the ones I know met their partners in college or high school and don’t have the same problems I do.

Margot:

Are you telling me there isNo Onethey’re willing to set you up with??

Dex:

Hey, all I’m suggesting is a drink. It’s the least I can do after paying your daughter to lie for me.

Margot:

I mean, in your defense, youDidpay her.

Dex:

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