“Easy foryouto say,” I grumble. “Some of these people look as if they’re going to eat me alive.”
I scroll on, wishing like hell I had a bag of, like, cheddar puffs to munch on as I stand here, shifting on the heels of my feet.
Give my chest a scratch.
Then, I stand up straighter.
“Whoa.” I stop swiping. “Who areyou?”
Amid the sea of selfies and cheesy pickup lines, a profile catches my eye. His name is Dex, and he is ridiculously good looking.
Like.
Super hot.
So hot I gaze at his bio with my mouth gaping.
“Stuff a chip in your mouth and get a grip, Margot,” I mutter, still staring at his photo.
Dex, 25
Professional Football Player
Nice young man in search of a serious relationship.
Tall, dark, and handsome.
Funny. Sarcasm is my second language.
Loves eating but not cooking, unless you include frozen pizza.
Still discovering what it is I want.
No cat people. Dogs only (big dogs preferable).
Several alarm bells go off when I read what he has written:still discovering what it is I want?
“Dude, you’re twenty-five, shouldn’t you have it figured out by now?”
My daughter will be a teenager in three years, for heaven’s sake.
Got pregnant at nineteen, had her when I was in college—and, well, here we are.
Single mother of one at twenty-nine.
Good times.
My eyes home in on the career shout-out: Professional football player? He can’t be serious—this must be a joke, yeah? Perhaps he plays football in the park on weekends. Pickup games, I believe they’re called?
No way is he for real.
These photographs of a big dude in a uniform couldn’t possibly be his.
I should report the account as being fake.
I should . . .
But I don’t.