How about with how flexible your man is?
HARPER
LOL
It wasn’t a secret but, yeah, you got to see it on display. The man has stamina too.
Not cool. I’m 3,000 miles away!
CAROLINE
I’ve got spank bank material for you though. Bryson minus a shirt plus a puppy equals Jill off material for life.
For me only. Please don’t getthere from my man.
CAROLINE
No promises.
IVANNA
Weird C. You’re on another level these days.
DANIELLE
Wait, I wanna text! I’ve got the baby on my boob right now, hopefully he passes out and I can be nap trapped with a good girl text thread to keep me entertained.
IVANNA
Fingers crossed.
We got side tracked. What’s the tea?
HARPER
Well, first, Crosbyadopted a puppy!
No.
DANIELLE
He did?
IVANNA
Did not see that one coming.
CAROLINE
He’s so happy though. I don’t know how he’s going to do it, I have a feeling we’re all going to be pitching in to watch the pup during the playoffs but I’ve never seen Crosby brighter.
That’s amazing.
IVANNA
Anything else? I mean, what could top that?
CAROLINE