HARPER
As long as I don’t have to try and grow a mustache like Aiden did last month.
CAROLINE
Loser has to grow out her pussy hair?
IVANNA
Holy shit. Yes.
DANIELLE
I just had a baby, no problem.
Long distance relationship perk I wasn’t aware of. I tidy the house right beforevisits and that’s about it.
HARPER
I’m kind of jealous.
CAROLINE
Well if two of you don’t care about the stakes we need something else.
IVANNA
Loser can’t buy new clothes for six months.
CAROLINE
Gasp.
HARPER
Yikes.
Why not.
HARPER
OK if Duncan isn’t in a relationship by the time the playoffs start next year,Caroline can’t buy clothes for six months. If it’s longer, she wins and the rest of us are shopping our closets.
Deal
IVANNA
I’m in.
DANIELLE
OK
CAROLINE
I’m putting it in my calendar.
HARPER