Page 16 of Unrivaled Love

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How many nights a week are you eating chicken nuggets?

DUNCAN

Most nights. Why?

FELIX

You have the dietary habits of a child.

CROSBY

Facts. But nuggies are so good.

CROSBY

With a little honey mustard?

DUNCAN

Ooo, yeah.

FELIX

Wait, Boba Tea. You’re going to Telluride? Why?

Because it's humid as fuck around here and I'm tired of breaking a sweat just to walk into the gym.

DUNCAN

I hear that. I've gone through two tubs of Gold Bond on my balls already this summer.

CROSBY

Does that really help?

DUNCAN

For sure. It gets almost chilly down there. It's refreshing.

CROSBY

I'm in. I'm so sick of moistballs.

EMMETT

Really?

Gross dude.

CROSBY

What? Ya'll were thinking it. And Boba, tell me that is *not* the reason you're leaving D.C.

I'll give you 10K right now.

Fuck off

CROSBY

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