Clang!
The pirate’s eyes went wide when his blade slid off my own that had appeared out of my sleeve. But before he could make a move, I lunged forward, stabbing straight into his hand.
“Aaaagh!”
Jackal’s blood-stained knife dropped to the sand with a thud. Slamming my foot down on it, I kicked it out of the way and smirked up at my enemy smugly. There was a delicious amount of shock on his face, his eyes wide as dinner plates as he stared at my weapon.
“What did you expect? A fair fight?”
Jackal sent me a savage glair. “I’m gonna gut you, piggy!”
Wiping his bloody hand on his face, he sent me a blood-stained smirk that sent a chill down my spine. Then he simply extended his hand—and promptly, one of the other pirates standing in a circle around us deposited a knife in it.
No fair fight indeed.
I was screwed. I realized that. I considered myself a tough lady. But tough enough to win a knife fight with a pirate while several months pregnant? Ha! Keep dreaming, mate!
Not that I have time for dreams right now.
I had to come up with a plan, and fast. Because, guess what? To hell with me not having a chance! To hell with me being big as a balloon! I wasnotgoing to die today! I wasnotgoing to allow that piss-face of a pirate to hurt my baby!
Time to fight!
I took up a stance. Or at least something closely resembling one.
“Oh-ho!” Jack the Jackal chuckled, stalking closer. “Seems like the little piggy is planning to fight!”
I nodded. “I am.”
The entire crew burst out laughing.
“So, what are you gonna do?” my opponent chuckled. “What are you gonna do, little piggy?”
“This,” I told him.
Then I dropped to my knees in front of him and clasped my hands together pleadingly. “Please! Please don’t hurt me! I have no clue how to fight! I’m just a cook! I promise, I’ll serve you all for the rest of my life, I…I…”
“Are you crying? Ha!” Throwing his head back, Jackal gave a bark of laughter. “He’s crying, mates! The little piggy is crying!” Slowly, he stroked the edge of his knife with one finger. “Want me to give you areasonto cry?”
“P-please, no!”
Bending forward, I did my best approximation of a kowtow. With my bulging belly, it didn’t really end up being a very good one. Still, I knelt trembling on the ground, my eyes lowered and my fingers clenched into the sand.
“P-please…”
“Hahahaha!” Jackal gave another burst of laughter. “Please what? Spare you? Let you lick my boots?”
“No.”
“Huh?”
“Please hold still.”
Then I moved. In a blink, my hand shot up, hurling a fist full of sand straight into the pirate’s face.
“Mwaaah! Agh! Grakh!”
Jackal hacked and coughed, clutching his face as he twisted in agony. “My eyes! My eyes, you bloody—”