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“Oh.” Daphne laughed. “Right around when you said Holy anaconda. But are you talking flaccid or erect? Because if you mean erect…”
Justin pretended to faint. “How can he be a groweranda shower? I think I’m in love!”
I laughed.
“Your turn,” he said to me and started moving his hands apart again.
“Justin, you’re literally about to go through James’ underwear drawer. I think that’s enough of an intrusion for one evening.”
“Oh, so he’s smaller than anaconda boy?”
“I definitely didn’t say that.”
Justin smiled. “I’m satisfied with that answer.” He turned to Bee. “Your turn. And also have you seen the little one’s?”
“I’m sorry…what?” Bee asked. “Mason does not have a little penis.”
Justin laughed. “Oh, I don’t doubt that. I meant the little Caldwell’s member. Whatever his name is. I always forget because he’s not important to me. It doesn’t matter. Let’s focus on Mason’s. And go.” He started moving his hands farther and farther apart until the whole limo was laughing.
Seduction - Chapter 24
Friday
I knew everyone was waiting for me, so I wrung out my hair one more time. Part of me wanted to slap Justin for planning out this destination #2 crap. I thought we were friends. I took a deep breath. But honestly it didn’t matter how disheveled I looked. Tonight wasn’t about me. And I didn’t want to delay Daphne’s bachelorette party any longer.
I pulled on the dress I’d grabbed from the closet. This one was even more inappropriate than my first dress. James would not have been happy if he saw me leave the house in this. But it was one of my only dresses that still fit. I froze. Wait, had James somehow planned this fiasco with Justin? In hopes that I’d have to come change into something with less cleavage showing?
No, that was ridiculous. My husband was a little controlling, but I don’t think he’d ever purposely make me get sick. This was all Justin. Yeah, I still wanted to slap him.
When I left the bathroom, everyone was jumping on my bed hitting each other with pillows.
Oh God.How did they have so much energy? All I wanted to do was climb into that bed and fall asleep. Honestly, the thought of sleeping at a hotel instead of here made me sigh. I wanted to be wrapped in my own comforter and James’ arms. I didn’t need a night out. I just wanted to be home with James.
Justin slid out of James’ closet in a totally new outfit. “What about this one?” he asked as he spun in a circle.
Everyone stopped jumping and turned toward him.
“It’s an A from me,” Kristen said, in a sultry voice that I think she thought sounded like James.
Spoiler alert…it did not.
“A plus!” Bee yelled.
I laughed and threw a pillow at her.
She caught it and jumped off the bed. “Tonight is so fun!” she said and gave me a big, drunken hug.
Is it though?I literally just spent the last twenty minutes scrubbing vomit out of my hair. We had very different definitions of fun.
“Justin, you said you were just borrowing a shirt,” I said. Why was he in a whole new ensemble?
“Yeah, but these pants were slim cut and way in the back of the closet. And every good party needs an outfit change. Besides, I’ve never seen James wear them before. He won’t miss them.” He adjusted his new V-neck shirt in the mirror.
He was acting like he saw my husband all the time instead of only at fancy events.
“Whatever you say,” I said. Yeah, I was a terrible negotiator. “Is that all you took? The shirt and the pants?” I felt like I’d have some explaining to do to my husband.
Justin turned to me. “What do you think?” He gave me a wink.
