Pretty please with sugar on top.
I’ll consider it.
Phoenix
Look under your bed.
…Do you know how creepy that sounds?
Phoenix
Yeah, but it’s me so it’s less creepy
I bend down and lift the bed skirt, fishing around until I find a box with a gold bow on the top.
What is this you creep?
Phoenix
Lingerie, duh.
The bow falls away with one pull, and I open the box to find a Golden Eagle jersey inside with a giant number two on it. Richardson is displayed across the shoulders on the back.
Interesting Lingerie.
Phoenix
What I wouldn’t give to see you in only that jersey. **Wink emoji**
That could be arranged.
Phoenix
Well, how about you wear it to the game Saturday first?
I’ll think about it.
Phoenix
Imagine me giving you the biggest puppy dog eyes.
NOT THE PUPPY DOG EYES
Phoenix
Yup, big round and sad ones.
Fine, I’m coming.
Phoenix
Will you wear my jersey?
Will you score a touchdown?
Phoenix
Better, I’ll score and then give you the T.Swizzle heart hands.