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nomanisanisla: I love you.
j4752mm: I miss you.
j4752mm: Uganda will be better for knowing you, just like I am.
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September 2
nomanisanisla: Biff showed up this morning.
j4752mm: And you’re just telling me this now?
nomanisanisla: When he found out you weren’t here with me, he asked me out to dinner.
nomanisanisla: Jake?
j4752mm: Sorry, just figuring out how long it will take to get that fake passport put together. There’s a flight leaving Sun City tonight, and I can be there in thirty-four hours, give or take.
nomanisanisla: Don’t you dare. I love you, but I’m not going to date a criminal.
j4752mm: I’m kidding. Mostly. What did you tell him?
nomanisanisla: I flashed my ring and told him I have a video date with my husband tonight.
j4752mm: You still have it?
nomanisanisla: Of course I do.
j4752: *picture of his ring*
nomanisanisla: Aww, you kept yours too!
j4752mm: Always.
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September 18
j4752mm: The watch on the leg thing was genius. Fischer officially thinks I’m crazy, but he keeps trying to figure me out. The more weird things I do, the more he seems to relax.
nomanisanisla: Does he still think your name is Kale?
j4752mm: Of course he does.
nomanisanisla: That is the stupidest name.
j4752mm: There is no way I’m telling a guy like him my real name. If he’s smart enough to figure out the letters are right next to the real ones, then he can earn that right. Until then, he’ll just have to keep trying to avoid me because I freak him out.
nomanisanisla: Your roomie needs a girlfriend pronto. Someone who isn’t afraid to loosen him up a bit. He likes girls, right?
j4752mm: I think so. Hard to tell with him, though.
nomanisanisla: I want to meet this guy so bad.
j4752mm: 36 more days and you can.
j4752mm: Unless you fall in love with Uganda and never want to come back.
