Page 16 of Mister Curb Appeal

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Megs

Holy fuck balls. What did he do?

Me

He’s spent the last hour apologizing, pouring wine, making me snacks and being overly helpful with my luggage

Megs

You need to do him. Like now

Me

Hush, I don’t think he thinks of me like that

Megs

So he didn’t kick you out?

Me

Nope. He was going to get an Airbnb, but there aren’t any available. I said he could stay, but there’s only one bed

Megs

Oh, this just gets better

Me

He’s so freaking hot, Megs. I thought I was going to have a heart attack. His body is insane, and he has tattoos…

Megs

This is fate. I’m telling you

Me

It’s a misunderstanding

Megs

So don’t be your usual self. Relax. Do not drink too much, you blurt shit out when you have two sniffs of wine

Oops, busted.

Me

My usual self can’t be all that bad since he said he’ll take the couch and we can both enjoy the weekend

Megs

This is so romantic! See and you said you’d never have the guts to ask Joshie out

Me

I’m not asking him out, I just didn’t want him to leave. Oops, he’s coming back now, gtg, message you later

Megs

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