WINNIE, I SWEAR TO GOD.
Winnie
Hahahaha. KIDDING. I only have eyes for you, babe.
Me
Entertainment? Why does this concern me?
Alder
Because…you don’t want this party to kick ass?
Rhett
That’s too bad because this Dinosaur Princess party is going to kick some serious ass.
Me
Perfect. That’s just what Hazel wanted.
Winnie
Btw, I have the cake design ready to go. Flavors are strawberry with a lemon frosting as the princess requested.
Me
Thanks, Win.
Baby Lo
Perfect! I’m so excited. I can’t believe my little Hazey baby is going to be 3! Mom and Dad will handle the food.
Alder
Is Dad grilling?
Baby Lo
Yes,he insisted.
Rhett
Looking forward to another inappropriate apron.
Ivy
I definitely am. The apron at Christmas is why I’m with Alder.
Alder
I thought it was because I’m irresistible and unimaginably charming, but okay.
Ivy
No. It’s because of your dad’s apron. Sorry, Search and Rescue.
Me