WINNIE, I SWEAR TO GOD.
 
 Winnie
 
 Hahahaha. KIDDING. I only have eyes for you, babe.
 
 Me
 
 Entertainment? Why does this concern me?
 
 Alder
 
 Because…you don’t want this party to kick ass?
 
 Rhett
 
 That’s too bad because this Dinosaur Princess party is going to kick some serious ass.
 
 Me
 
 Perfect. That’s just what Hazel wanted.
 
 Winnie
 
 Btw, I have the cake design ready to go. Flavors are strawberry with a lemon frosting as the princess requested.
 
 Me
 
 Thanks, Win.
 
 Baby Lo
 
 Perfect! I’m so excited. I can’t believe my little Hazey baby is going to be 3! Mom and Dad will handle the food.
 
 Alder
 
 Is Dad grilling?
 
 Baby Lo
 
 Yes,he insisted.
 
 Rhett
 
 Looking forward to another inappropriate apron.
 
 Ivy
 
 I definitely am. The apron at Christmas is why I’m with Alder.
 
 Alder
 
 I thought it was because I’m irresistible and unimaginably charming, but okay.
 
 Ivy
 
 No. It’s because of your dad’s apron. Sorry, Search and Rescue.
 
 Me