“Goddammit!”
 
 My grin widened into a smirk as I heard a door slam shut and footsteps stomping down the long hallway.
 
 Three.
 
 Two.
 
 One.
 
 “Mal,” she shouted as she opened my door.
 
 “Hellcat,” I said, failing to hide my smirk as I clocked her outfit. She’d gone with the purple.
 
 Her eyes narrowed with suspicion. “I thought you said the internet is fixed.”
 
 I shrugged. “I must have been wrong.”
 
 She glanced at my computer screen and the very obvious web browser I’d purposely left open. “You did it on purpose.”
 
 “We had a date, hellcat. You were late. I was simply helping rid you of the distraction.”
 
 The way she had her hands on her hips, in some sort of display of defiance I supposed, only added to my amusement. Oh, I liked winding her up. If her eyes could flash with fire, they would have.
 
 “We do not.”
 
 “We do so.”
 
 “I would have remembered you asking me on a date, Malice.”
 
 “Oh, but I didn’t.”
 
 She flung her hands out in exasperation. “Then how the hell can I be late for something I didn’t even know about?”
 
 “You know about it now.”
 
 She huffed at me. “You are impossible.”
 
 “Among other things.”
 
 “I’m not just at your beck and call, you know.”
 
 I raised one eyebrow. “Aren’t you? My mistake.”
 
 She made like she was about to leave.
 
 “Sit down, Merri.”
 
 “No.”
 
 I made a show of standing. “Sit. Down.”
 
 “Why?”
 
 “Because I said so.”
 
 She crossed her arms, which was more distracting than it had any right to be. “That is not, nor will it ever be, a good enough reason for me to do anything.”
 
 “We’ll see.”