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God is literally “the creator.” He created everything. Therefore, God created math.

Merri-Go-Round:

That’s a surprisingly good point. But didn’t man technically invent math?

ShyGuy25:

Man discovered math. But fine, need another example? God also created the Pacific Hatchetfish. And I don’t know if you’ve ever seen one of those things, but it’s terrifying. Probably best not to google it if you haven’t. It’s not called a dead-eyed ghoulfish for nothing.

ShyGuy25:

Also spiders.

Merri-Go-Round:

Wow, you’ve really put a lot of thought into this.

ShyGuy25:

I do a lot of research.

Merri-Go-Round:

I was actually smiling even as I sent the emoji. Cole and I hadn’t had a conversation like this in a long time, but it reminded me exactly why I liked him so much. He was insightful and sweet, but also incredibly intelligent. It gave me such a competency boner.

ShyGuy25:

Sorry, I went on a bit of a tangent.

Merri-Go-Round:

No, don’t apologize. I loved it. I’m sitting here with my chin in my hands, waiting to see what other knowledge bomb you’re going to drop on me.

ShyGuy25:

Did you know camels can’t have sex by themselves?

Merri-Go-Round:

You mean they can’t masturbate?

ShyGuy25:

lol, no. They need human assistance to do the deed.

Merri-Go-Round:

How did they reproduce without humans before humans found them? That can’t be true.

ShyGuy25:

Divine intervention?

Merri-Go-Round:

So there was some poor angel assigned camel sex duties?

ShyGuy25:

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