Page 15 of Presley's Christmas Catch
Presley:He’s stealing my jokes!
Brock:He wasn’t smart enough to send the meme, if it makes you feel better. Just the basic sentiment.
Presley:How are people making this a thing? They’re so dumb.
Presley:You didn’t even throw a water cooler this time.
Presley:I could take pictures of half our team looking exactly like that on the sidelines.
Brock:Can’t believe I’m the one saying this, but you gotta ignore social media.
Presley:I can NOT ignore people who believe anything they see on the internet.
Brock:What story is it this time? The one about how my dad made me do pushups all the time and that’s why I am the way I am.
Brock:Impressive for a guy that never saw me play.
Presley:I refuse to repeat this nonsense.
Presley:However, me and the boys ride at dawn.
Brock:You and the boys?
Presley:Me and my posse. They’re quite large football players. These people will regret their actions.
Brock:This is the third time this year I’ve been a meme. Are you going to be like this every time?
Presley:Probably.
Presley:I’m setting people straight.
Brock:Presley. Stop poking the trolls. It only makes them worse.
Brock:
Brock:Why are you scrolling X right now?
Presley:How did you know it was X?
Presley: New York is beating the Cobras 63 to 14. My dad is holding me hostage. I’m bored.
Brock:It’s always X.
Brock:Don’t you have book nine to finish?
Presley:I needed a break.
Brock:I don’t want your pity breaks.
Presley:I got to the scene where Finn kisses Lyra.
Presley:So I neededa break.
Brock:And X was the better choice?
Presley:Really tells you something, doesn’t it?
Brock:You do remember that Lyra ends up stabbing Finn in the shoulder a couple chapters later, right?
