Page 27 of Digging Up Love

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Alisha:

I’m okay with that.

Quentin:

Alright then.

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Make it stop!

What is with their voices? It’s like Alvin and the Chipmunks on LSD.

Alisha:

LOL

April 15

Quentin:

One of my students doubted my ability to do the floss.

Alisha:

Please tell me you didn’t try to prove them wrong.

Quentin:

There was no trying.

I DID prove them wrong.

Alisha:

But really, you flossed in front of your whole class? Is there a YouTube video?

“Paleontology Professor Gets Lit”?

Quentin:

Oh no! What if there is??

Alisha:

There isn’t, I checked right when you told me.

Quentin:

Lol, of course you did, you villain.

April 23

Alisha:

I need you to talk me off a sourdough ledge.

Quentin:

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