I had just walked into my apartment when my phone pinged.
Curmudgeon Text Thread
Ethan – Talia?
Ethan – Shit, can you please take Melanie over to Fred and Ginger’s house? I forgot about the parent-teacher conferences tonight.
Me – Nope. Y’all don’t trust me.
Ethan – Talia. Come on.
Me – No. You all treat me without a care for my feelings.
Me – Then y’all expect me to jump when you say so.
Me – I’m tired of it.
Garrick – I can’t do it. I got Sage tonight.
Alec – I’m headed out on a mission.
Ethan – Wow. Thanks, Talia, it’s your niece after all, but hey, who gives a damn?
Me – See! That right there!
Carter – That was uncalled for, bro.
Carter – I got her.
Me – She’s your daughter, and this is the fifteenth time in the past two weeks you’ve forgotten about something for her.
Me – Enough.
I clicked out of that thread and wondered if it was Ethan who was dropped on his head as a baby and not Alec.
Then I went to Alec’s name and texted.
Me – Please be careful.
Alec – Always. Love you, T.
Me – Love you too, A.
Badass Chicks Thread
Harlee – Please, Talia, forgive them. I’m tired of withholding from Carter.
Harlee – This is killing me.
Harlee – My vagina wants him.
Tatum – Umm, well, I haven’t been withholding sex, but I did stop calling him Honey.
Tatum – He’s getting pissed off.
Me – This isn’t my fault.
Cassie – I’m with Talia. The way they all acted was wrong.