What are you watching anyway?
 
 LAYLA:
 
 The Godfather.
 
 I exhaled then, closing my eyes as I contemplated asking her to marry me instead. My Uber arrived, and I sank into the seat, grateful to be going home finally.
 
 ZANE:
 
 Michael Corleone…
 
 LAYLA: Yes! I love him.
 
 ZANE: You know he isn’t real, right?
 
 LAYLA: I know, but…
 
 ZANE:Would he make you an offer you couldn’t refuse?
 
 LAYLA: I’d have to say no even to him :(
 
 ZANE: Jeez. You must love this guy.
 
 She didn’t reply, and I frowned.
 
 ZANE: You don’t have to answer that.
 
 LAYLA: Okay. I won’t.
 
 I frowned at my screen, gazing out of the window as the city sped by. Why couldn’t she answer a simple question like that? He was going to be her husband.
 
 ZANE:
 
 Of course. But now my curiosity is piqued... what makes Micheal Corleone so special?
 
 LAYLA: Tall, dark, and handsome, of course.
 
 ZANE: You’re killing me here.
 
 LAYLA: Haha. You are tall, platinum blond, and gorgeous.
 
 ZANE: You make me sound like a damn Barbie doll…
 
 LAYLA: Oh hush. You know you’re hot.
 
 ZANE: Hotter than Corleone?
 
 LAYLA: He’s fictional, though. You’re not.
 
 ZANE: So?
 
 LAYLA: It’s okay to fall in love with a fictional character.
 
 ZANE: Tell me about it. Many of my mistresses belong in books or the screen.
 
 LAYLA: Ooh. Like who?
 
 ZANE: Wouldn’t you like to know?