Page 40 of My Ogre Husband
Idon’t know what to expect as we head into the “back room,” but it’s unlike anything I could have imagined.
A sex doll sits high up on a wall, looking down over us with vacant eyes. A glass dildo that’s even bigger than Egorr’s cock sits on a pedestal to my right, and on my left is a tall rack covered in a dozen kinds of strangely shaped vibrators. I pause in front of them, cocking my head.
“What are these?” I pluck one off the rack and turn it over to read the label. It has one appendage that appears to go inside, and another appendage meant to stimulate the clitoris. “Whoa. Two in one?”
Egorr peers over my shoulder. “That would be fun to play with,” he murmurs in my ear. I shiver all over as his hand trails down my back. “You could even play with yourself.”
“Would you watch?” I ask.
“Always.”
But I want to keep looking around before I make any decisions, so I put the toy back and we continue perusing. There’s another end cap with anal plugs in every possible color and size, and shelves full of erotic videos behind it. Those pique my interest. Sure, I’ve watched porn before, but neverwithsomeone. The possibilities back here feel utterly endless.
I take Egorr’s hand in mine as we reach the end of the videos and arrive at the dildos. I’ve never seen so many shapes and sizes in my life, and in comparison to me, they all look huge. Many have illustrated monsters on the labels—a dragon with a knobby cock, a werewolf with a massive knot.
“Wow.” I pull one of the knotted ones off the hook and hold it up. “Good thing you don’t have one of those,” I tell Egorr. “That would never fit.”
“We could make it fit,” he says, biting his lip.
My whole body grows warm looking at them, imagining they’re all Egorr’s cock, instead.
“Is there anything in particular you’re looking for?”
The voice takes me by surprise, and I jump into Egorr’s side. He wraps an arm around me as we turn to face the minotaur who seems to have appeared out of nowhere, her hair all shaved on one side. She cocks her head curiously.
“A human!” She crouches down a little to look into my face. “Wow. Haven’t seen a human before.”
“Hi,” I manage, still rattled.
“Sorry to surprise you.” She offers me an apologetic smile. “Can I help you find something?”
I glance up at Egorr, suddenly feeling embarrassed. He jumps in to save me.
“Yes, that would be great. We’re looking for a, um… something to help with, you know.” He gestures at the two of us next to each other. “I’m a little big for her.”
The minotaur’s eyes widen as she catches his drift. “Oh, I see!” She claps her hands together. “I think I can help. We have many different training kits available.”
She hurries off into the racks, so Egorr and I follow along behind her. She locates a box on a shelf and pulls it down to show us. On the front are three silicone toys of varying sizes.
“This is a training kit. You start off small, then work your way up. It has instructions inside to help you.” She hands the kit to me so I can read the back. The smallest one looks to be about as thick as a human cock. The biggest one is much closer to Egorr’s size. I could probably draw his dick to scale from memory now if I had to.
Once I’ve looked over the box, I hand it to Egorr.
“We should get it,” he says without a second thought.
“Wonderful!” The minotaur takes the box back and grins. “I also recommend toy lube. I can show you some different kinds, they come in lots of flavors.”
The minotaur shows us all the options, and I pick strawberry—which I know is Egorr’s favorite—before we head back to the front counter.
“Thanks for your help,” I say as the minotaur heads back to restocking vibrators. I definitely plan on returning here in the future.
“No problem. Good luck to you and your ogre.”
When we’re all checked out, I’m humming with excitement to get home and try out our new things. Just imagining Egorr in that leather collar gets me hot and bothered. He shoots me a look as he puts the car in drive that says he’s imagining it, too.
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The moment we’re home and inside the front door, Egorr’s arm snakes around my waist and yanks me against him. I’m surprised and pleased by how eager he is to get his hands on me, and I melt against his body, dropping the paper bag in my hand.
