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So, I’ve got to know the story about watermelons.
And mustard…
And socks…
And hamsters…
Kam
Now who’s the one sending more than one text at once?
Lila
Just tell me the stories, Stryker.
Kam
Fineeeeee
Short versions only…
I tripped and fell on a watermelon when I was in 4th grade. We were at a cookout for my hockey team. Broke my arm and got a nasty black eye. I had to sit out for almost half of that season. I’ve had beef with them ever since.
Mustard is obvious. No one should like mustard.
Socks, well, they just suck. They’re hot and restrictive. I wear them inside out, otherwise the seams drive me nuts.
Wyatt had a hamster when we were in 1st grade. Took a chunk out of my finger one night. Never again.
Lila
I would have beef with watermelons, too, if I were you. I won’t hold the mustard thing against you. It definitely sucks. I am, however, a huge sock fan. Specifically, any type of fuzzy socks.
Kam
*Adds to Christmas present spreadsheet*
Lila
You have a Christmas present spreadsheet?
Kam
Doesn’t everyone?
Lila
What else is on your Christmas present spreadsheet?
Kam
Well, it’s set up by category…
MONDAY 6:15 PM
Lila
So, how did you also get a 23 in your phone number?
