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We are no longer friends. I expect full custody of the others in our divorce.

Kam

Mace, do you have a simplified version of this recipe?

Mace

WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY RECIPE?!

Kam

Nothing…It’s just that I have no idea what half this stuff is!

Mace

Oh, yeah? Like what?

Kam

What the hell is pancetta and why does it need to be diced? Can’t I just get some ground beef?

Mace

I’m learning a lot about you guys today…

Kam

And what’s the difference between extra virgin olive oil and olive oil?

Dax

What makes it a virgin or not, Mace? These are the real questions in life.

Mace

I officially hate all of you.

Wyatt

From what I can tell from SouthernLiving.com, it’s mostly a way for large companies to charge more for the same product.

Dax

A scam if I’ve ever seen one. That’s for sure.

Mace

NO. Just no.

Kam

You either send me a simplified version, or I’m turning to Google.

Mace

STOP! I’ll do it. Don’t threaten me like that, Cap. And you call yourself my friend. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Kam

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