Mace
YOU PUT THE COOLER THERE DUFFUS!
Wyatt
What’s a “duffus”, doofus?
Mace
Dax
Do we get to watch the twins while you’re on your date?
Kam
No. They’re staying with Lila’s grandparents.
Dax
BOOOOO!
Kam
Mace, your recipe says to cover the bottom of the pan with garlic…
Mace
And?
Kam
Which pan should I use? There’s three and they’re all very different sizes.
Mace
Use the one with the dent in the upper left corner.
Kam
It’s a round pan. A circle doesn’t have corners…And you guys think I’m the one who’s lost his mind.
Mace
Put the handle in your left hand. The dent should be on the upper left.
Kam
AH! I see it.
Dax
Kam
Why can’t you have actual measurements for this recipe like a normal person? “Cover the bottom of the pan with garlic” and “a palm full of basil” can mean very different things depending on what pan and whose palm you use. Just saying.
Mace
THAT’S MY MAMA’S RECIPE!