Page 72 of Royals
“It’s love, not an STD,” he says, and before I can give in to a full-body shudder of ick, Seb sighs, tipping his head back tostare at the ceiling. “Sorry. I don’t mean to get snippy with you. It’s just... you’re the first person I’ve told.”
I’m still trying to process that when Seb gives one of those elegant shrugs he’s so good at and reaches into his shirt pocket to pull out a pack of cigarettes. “Well, the first person besides Eleanor, of course.”
My hand shoots out, fingers closing around his wrist. “You told Ellie? This isn’t some unrequited, pining-from-afar thing?”
Seb shakes off my grip easily enough, lighting his cigarette. “Oh, it’s unrequited, most definitely,” he mutters around the butt, and I feel an almost-giddy wave of relief. Okay, my sister isn’t cheating on her royal fiancé with his teenage brother. That’s something, at least.
“What did she say?”
Taking a deep drag on the cigarette, Seb squints at me. “What do you think?”
I snatch the cigarette out of his mouth, stubbing it out in an amber glass ashtray that has probably sat in this pub since the 1950s. “I hope she told you you’re an idiot.”
He props his head on his hand, elbow resting on the bar. “In so many words. I think castration was also threatened.”
I smirk at that. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Ellie mad, but I remember that when she gets going, she can get... creative. And Seb deserves it, really.
Watching me, he leans closer. “So she didn’t tell you?” he asks, and I gesture to his lemonade-soaked shirt.
“Um, obviously?”
Sighing, Seb presses one finger to the bar, drawing circles in the condensation from his glass. “I thought she might have, isall. It’s why I wanted to talk to you. To see if... well, to see if she ever talks about me.”
I think about how stressed Ellie has seemed lately, how much she didn’t want me around Seb and his friends, and I wonder just how long she’s been dealing with all of this. And whydidn’tshe tell me?
Because Ellie stopped sharing her secrets with you around the time Alex came into the picture.
That makes my stomach twist, so I ignore it, asking Seb, “What about Alex? That’s yourbrother.”
“Is it?” he asks, scowling at me. “I had no idea. Look, I know it was stupid, and—”
“And reckless,” I tick off on my fingers, “and selfish. And dickish.”
“Is dickish a word?” he asks, raising his eyebrows, and I glare at him.
“It is where you’re concerned.” And then, a little softer, I ask, “Why are you even telling me this?”
Outside it’s started to rain, a gentle, soft afternoon shower. It’ll be over in a few minutes, but the men in the corner are already grumbling about it.
“I had to tell someone,” he says, dropping his eyes from mine to fiddle with the coaster on the bar, pulling up its edges. “Last week, watching them at the house... it’s been worse than I thought it would be. Plus having Tamsin there, andknowingthat’s what Mummy wants for me... She’s fit, don’t get me wrong, but she’s not Ellie.” His shoulders heave up and down. “I was afraid I was going to do something even stupider, like announce it at dinner, or—”
“Oh god, don’t do that,” I say, gripping his wrist. I didn’t know you could actually feel the blood drain out of your face, but I’m pretty sure I’m going super pale right now, imagining Seb standing up at the palace, announcing his love for Ellie, ruiningeverything.
“I’m not going to,” he assures me. “But... haven’t you ever had something inside you that feels so big, so...” —he gestures around his chest— “so important that you had to say it to someone?”
He really does look kind of pitiful, but my loyalty is to Ellie, and I can only imagine how muchthisparticular time bomb is weighing on her. Seb tried to steal a house as a wedding present, after all. There’s no doubt in my mind he’s impulsive enough to stand up during a royal wedding and do the whole “I object!” thing.
“You don’t love her,” I say now to Seb. “You just think you do because she’s nice and calm and... centered.”
“Yes!” he says, pointing at me, light in his eyes. “That’s what’s so lovely about her, that when I’m with her, things just feel... quieter somehow. Peaceful. I could use that in my life.”
“Okay, but she’s a person, not a yoga class, Seb. It’s not her job to love you back because she makes you feel all Zen.”
Seb takes that in, blinking at me. “It’s not,” he says, but I think it’s a question, not an agreement.
I signal to the bartender that I’d like another lemonade, then turn back to Seb.
“It’s not,” I say firmly. “And you have to promise me that you’re not going to do anything about it. You’re going to take your completely gross and insanely inappropriate feelings, andyou’re going to crush them into tiny bits inside you, and then learn from this, okay? And maybe Tamsin isn’t the one for you, but she’s here now, so at leasttry. I mean, she seems pretty into you, or at least willing to ignore your general disaster-ness.”
