Page 7 of The Wife Upstairs
I look up from my spot on the couch. I’ve only been home for ten minutes and had hoped I might miss John this afternoon. He’s an office assistant at a local church, plus he works with the Youth Music Ministry, whatever that actually means—I’ve never been a big churchgoer—and his hours are never as set as I’d like. This is hardly the first time I’ve come home to find him standing in the kitchen, his hip propped against the counter, one of my yogurts in his hand.
He always eats my food, no matter how many times I put my name on it, or where I try to hide it in our admittedly tiny kitchen. It’s like nothing in this apartment belongs to me since it was John’s place first, and he’s letting me live here. He opens my bedroom door without knocking, he uses my shampoo, he eats my food, he “borrows” my laptop. He’s skinny and short, a wisp of a guy, really, but sometimes it feels like he sucks up all the space in our shared 700 square feet.
Another reason I want to get out.
Living with John was only ever supposed to be a temporary thing. It was risky, going back to someone who knew my past, but I’d figured it would just be a place to land for a month, maybe six weeks, while I figured out what to do next.
But that was six months ago, and I’m still here.
Lifting my feet off the coffee table, I stand, digging into mypocket for the wad of twenties I shoved in there after my visit to the pawnshop this afternoon.
I don’t always get rid of the stuff I take. The money has never been the point, after all. It’s thehavingI’ve always enjoyed, plus knowing they’ll never notice anything is missing. It makes me feel like I’ve won something.
But dog-walking isn’t bringing in enough to cover everything yet, so today, I’d plucked Mrs. Reed’s lone diamond earring from the pile of treasures on my dresser, and while I didn’t get nearly what it was worth, it’s enough to cover my half of this shitty concrete box.
I shove it into John’s free hand, pretending I don’t notice the way his fingers try to slide against mine, searching for even a few seconds of extra contact. I’m another thing in this apartment that John would consume if he could, but we both pretend we don’t know that.
“How’s the whole dog-walking thing going?” John asks as I cross back over to our sad couch. He’s got a bit of yogurt stuck to the corner of his mouth, but I don’t bother pointing it out. It’ll probably stay there all day, too, forming a crust that’ll creep out some girl down at the Student Baptist Center where John volunteers a few nights a week.
I already feel solidarity with her, this unknown girl, my sister in Vague Disgust for John Rivers.
Maybe that’s what makes me smile as I sit back down, yanking the ancient afghan blanket out from under me. “Great, actually. Have a few new clients now, so it keeps me pretty busy.”
John’s spoon scrapes against the plastic tub of yogurt—myyogurt—and he watches me, his dark hair hanging limply over one eye.
“Clients,” he snorts. “Makes you sound like a hooker.”
Only John could try to shame a girl for something as wholesome as dog-walking, but I brush it off. If things keep going as well as they’re going, soon I won’t have to live here with him anymore. Soon I can get my own place with my own stuff and my own fucking yogurt that I’ll actually get to eat.
“Maybe I am a hooker,” I reply, picking up the remote off the coffee table. “Maybe that’s what I’m actually doing, and I’m just telling you I walk dogs.”
I twist on the couch to look at him.
He’s still standing by the fridge, but his head is ducked even lower now, his eyes wary as he watches me.
It makes me want to go even further, so I do.
“That could be blowjob money in your pocket now, John. What would the Baptists think about that?”
John flinches from my words, his hand going to his pocket, either to touch the money or to try to hide the boner he probably popped at hearing me sayblowjob.
Eddie wouldn’t cringe at a joke like that,I suddenly think.
Eddie would laugh. His eyes would do that thing where they seem brighter, bluer, all because you’ve surprised him.
Like he did when you noticed the books.
“You ought to come to church with me,” he says. “You could come this afternoon.”
“You work in the office,” I say, “not the actual church. Not sure what good it would do me watching you file old newsletters.”
I’m not normally this openly rude to him, aware that he could kick me out since this place is technically all his, but I can’t seem to help myself. It’s something about that day in Eddie’s kitchen. I’ve known enough new beginnings to recognize when something is clicking into place, and I think—know—that my time in this shitty box with this shitty human is ticking down.
“You’re a bitch, Jane,” John mutters sullenly, but he throws away the empty yogurt and gathers his things, slinking out the door without another word.
Once he’s gone, I hunt through the cabinets for any food he hasn’t taken. Luckily, I still have two things of Easy Mac left, and I heat them both up, dumping them into one bowl before hunkering down with my laptop and pulling up my search on Bea Rochester.
I don’t spend much time on the articles about her death. I’ve heard the gossip, and honestly, it seems pretty basic to me—two ladies got too drunk at their fancy beach house, got on their fancy boat, and then succumbed to a very fancy death. Sad, but not exactly a tragedy.
