Chastity shook her head. I had a million questions, but my stage fright forced me to keep my mouth shut.
“Okay. Shake hands, and then we’ll begin.”
“Good luck!” said Chastity. She pulled me into a hug and lowered her voice. “You’re gonna need it after you ditched me last night. Single Girl Rule #2: Girls’ night is every Friday. No exceptions.”
“I had to,” I whispered back. “To find Rosalie.”
“No exceptions!”
“But…”
She laughed. “I’m just messing with you. You said that Cole is gonna take you on a date if you lose, right?”
“Yes.”
“Then you’re in luck. Because I think it might be impossible for me to lose at anything. #Blessed.”
Oh no.Usually I loved that Chastity was amazing at everything because I was almost always on her team. But today, she was the enemy.
Luckily for me, the only thing she loved more than winning was the idea of a single girl getting to see, play with, or otherwise interact with a huge cock.
“It’s a shame you’re gonna beat me. Because if I win, Cole promised that he’d get naked at a time and place of my choosing.”
“Hmm…” Chastity scrunched her mouth to the side. She was definitely contemplating throwing the competition for me. “I do love the idea of that. But I like the idea more of him taking you on a date and ravishing your body.” She winked at me and looked over at Ocelot.
He put the megaphone to his mouth. “Let the games begin!”
The crowd cheered as we both hopped off the platform. I ran over to where Tanner had suddenly appeared. I was so happy to see him. I mean…mildly happy. Like just a normal amount of happiness you’d have when you see an acquaintance. And the amused look on his face made me uncomfortable.
“Why do you look so happy? Did I do something weird?”
“I’m just surprised you volunteered to be a princess. Bold move.”
“Well Cole offered to upgrade me to the princess suite so I wouldn’t have to room with the naked soapy shower lesbians.”
“I bet he did.”
“What does that mean? And why is being a princess a bold move? And why didn’t you say any of this last night when I told you that Cole put me in the princess suite?”
“I just thought he put you in a different dorm. Not the princess suite.”
“And is it bad that I’m in the princess suite? Oh God…what’s going to happen to me?”
“Nothing. Because we’re gonna win.”
“But what if we lose?”
“Then that’s a different story. Have you ever…” He didn’t get to finish the thought because a bunch of our teammates had just run over. Among them were the shower lesbians themselves, Isadora and Giovanna. Thankfully they were clothed, but just barely. Apparently they thought red push-up bikinis were the proper attire for this competition. Although…maybe it was. Because they were definitely going to distract the boys on the other team.
“Hey!” they said in unison.
“Hi again,” I said and honked one of each of their boobs.Oh God why?Being up on stage and then seeing Chastity and having her honk my boobs had put me in a weird headspace.
“Ready to kick the blue team’s ass?” asked one of them.
“Yup,” I said.
“Me too,” said Diablo.