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Lincoln

But was I really? I think we’ve established that I’m safe.

Then what did you save me from?

Lincoln

…

Lincoln

A spelling error?

I giggle. Yes…giggle.

It’s weird, though, because I feel like I understand what he’s saying. It’s like my thoughts are manifesting themselves right now. I can tell him things that I don’t tell other people. It’s not because we have this long-standing relationship. I mean, we haven’t even been texting for a month. Maybe it’s because there is still a bit of anonymity between us. Or maybe it’s because I can’t see any judgment on his face. Whatever the reason, he’s easier for me to open up to.

I wish I felt this way with Keaton. Maybe then I could talk to him about the way I’m feeling.

I get it. I feel the same way about you.

Lincoln

What are you protecting me from?

Boredom.

Lincoln

I can’t argue with you there.

Thanks for protecting me from…what was it you’re protecting me from again?

Lincoln

Black-eye guy.

Oh, that’s right. Well, you don’t need to worry. He’s trustworthy.

Lincoln

Is he, tho???

I’m not debating this with you anymore.

Lincoln

I just want my objections registered with the court.

So registered… What are you doing?

Lincoln

Working. You?

Cleaning out my backpack before the new semester starts.

Lincoln

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