Page 112 of The Disasters of Dating

---

Poppy is Keaton’s new girlfriend. Weird, but fun fact…she’s Paisleigh’s best friend.

Dad

Shay’s sister, Paisleigh?

Evan

Do you know many other Paisleighs?

Dad

No, but sometimes you kids think that Iknow people that I don’t.

Alix

Wait. When did Keaton get a new girlfriend? Sometimes I feel like I’m the last to know everything.

Lowell

Not this time. I had no idea he found a new girlfriend.

Dad

Me either.

I didn’t ‘find’ her. She’s not a puppy, Lowell.

Lowell

Puppy…Poppy? I think it might be close enough.

Lowell, you’re such a punk!

Lowell

Takes one to know one.

Are you mature enough to be starting law school???

Evan

Hopefully, they will teach him better arguing skills than ‘takes one to know one.’

Lowell

I can argue with great eloquence when I’m speaking with other mature adults.

I highly doubt it.

Dad

Boys…

This is why I didn’t want a group text.

Shay

I can confirm that she is not a puppy. But she is adorable, and I’m sure they look so cute together!

---