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Peddling labradoodles across state lines? Bawahahaha! That is the best line ever!
Wrong Number Guy
But is it only a line? How are you to know?
I don’t get you. Just when I start to think you’re okay, then you say something like that, and then I’m not sure.
Wrong Number Guy
That’s good. I’m trying to keep you on your toes. I want you to question everything. That’s how you stay safe.
And there you did it again!
Wrong Number Guy
Wrong Number Guy
But would I be cautioning you to question everything I say if I were trying to scam you?
Well, I didn’t think so when this conversation started. But now I have to wonder if it’s all part of your devious plan.
Wrong Number Guy
When you really think about it, you’ll see that I’m not trying to harm you. So I’d better say goodbye and give you some time to think. Plus, I’ve got to meet with my poodle breeder.
Yeah, I think we should terminate this conversation.
Wrong Number Guy
I did it again, didn’t I? I took it too far. I’ll work on that if you ever text me again.
The jury’s still out on that.
Wrong Number Guy
I’ll keep my fingers and toes crossed.
You are so weird.
Wrong Number Guy
Weird good or weird bad?
I’m not sure yet.
I throw my phone onto my bed so I’m not tempted to keep up the text. I think we both need to think about things. Now that I’ve texted him more than a few lines, I’m wondering how much I can trust him.
I shake my head. I’m still not sure what that answer is. Maybe a little time is in order.
CHAPTER 12
KEATON
As an adventurer, embrace traveling on the highway called life.
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