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“Nope. Nunca.” Was that German for never? It sounded German. This was officially the weirdest night of my life. I grabbed my clothes and phone and ran into the bathroom. I quickly ended the call, accidentally smearing jizz all over my phone. Ew. And then I frantically started to clean up. I scrubbed and scrubbed my face. I didn’t want any remnants of two men’s skeet on me. It seemed like if I could rub it all away it was like it never happened at all. I wiped it off my breasts too.I think I got it all.
I pulled my dress back on and sighed.I can’t believe I didn’t have sex tonight to find true love.I quickly shook away the thought.No.It definitely wouldn’t have been true love with those freaks. Not a chance in hell. I could definitely check two people off the list of potential fits.
I started rubbing my face with a towel again even though there was no skeet showing. And then everything went black.
Too Much Sausage - Chapter 22 – Sticky Jizz Fingers
Tuesday – October 3, 2023
20 Minutes Earlier
Tanner
I pulled my gaze away from the Seine and checked my watch again. It had been hours since the game ended. And I still hadn’t heard from Ash. I’d been doing my best to keep busy, but I was out of ideas of how to preoccupy my mind as I waited for her stupid date to end.
What was taking so long?
She wasn’t supposed to actually be falling in love with Otto von Wurst. She was supposed to be fucking him. Just a one and done scenario. So...what was she doing?
I pressed my lips together. What if something had happened to her?
I tried to focus back on the Seine. There were certain perks about being a genie. One was that I really didn’t need to worry about much. It wasn’t like I could die. But whenever I did let someone into my life, worries started to creep in. It was hard being close to a mortal. They were so fragile. Their lives so fleeting. And the more people I let in, the more I stood to lose.
I’d gotten close to so many people in New York City. I thought about when Matt’s wife Brooklyn was pregnant. I’d been a little frantic. Early on in my life I’d seen so many women die inchildbirth. A fear that no one in this day and age understood. I was pretty sure I’d driven Matt a little crazy with worry.
But everything had worked out okay. They had a healthy little goblin. A perfect family.
Family.
The word twisted around in my head. It had been a really long time since I’d let myself dream of having a family of my own. And that’s probably why my heart was racing.
I wanted a wife.
I wanted kids.
I’d thought it was hundreds of years out of reach.
But what if it was just minutes?
I took a deep breath. Ash was going to be fine, just like Brooklyn had been fine. It was just taking Ash a while to close the deal.Fuck I hate this.
I took another deep breath. And as soon as Ash was done, I had the perfect date planned for her. I knew I had to share her until she found some lesser version of true love with someone else. I was okay with that. In theory. But obviously it was bothering me a bit. I believed Ash and I had true love. But my lamp would never solidify my theory. I had no proof. What if she had a better match out there? What if her name was about to appear on my lamp because of Wurst?
Fuck that.
I stood up and started pacing along the Seine. I wasn’t going to lose her. I wasn’t even going to risk it being a possibility. Which was why I’d planned this elaborate date for after she fucked the sausage king. To make sure I wooed her back to me.
But time just kept ticking by. Had she fucked the sausage king and forgotten to videochat me? Or was something else going on? And why the hell was I suddenly using her name for him? He was Otto von Wurst. And he was the freaking worst.
I chuckled to myself. The sound felt strange in my throat. I’d been trying to resist, because I’d only just checked a few minutes ago, but I pulled out my lamp for what felt like the hundredth time. Cooper hadn’t appeared yet. But I still felt this panic lacing around my chest.
It almost would have been better if Chastity hadn’t agreed to give my lamp back for the night. Then I wouldn’t be able to constantly check it.
I looked down at my watch again.
Shit, what if something really had happened to her? What if she needed me?
I snapped my fingers to make her appear in front of me, but Ghazi appeared in front of me instead.
