Ooooh.
Suddenly it all clicked. The nurse had said I’d get to compare cock sizes during phase two of the process. And the room was labeled SPERM DONATIONS. And the doctor had offered natural insemination…which was probably just sex.
Oh my God.I could feel myself starting to sweat. Was I just supposed to bend over and let these three guys take turns exploding inside of me?
Well, here goes nothing. “Hey there.” I waved. “I’m Ash. And I think you’re supposed to be giving me your sperm.”
All three of them stared at me.
Ah! Don’t look at me!Them staring just made me more nervous. I just needed to get to it.
I cleared my throat. “So which one of you has the biggest cock?”Wait.It didn’t matter. The nurse said I’d get a sperm cocktail of my top three. So it was time to cocktail it up.
“Never mind,” I said. “It doesn’t matter. We can just let the sperm fight it out.” I pulled my top off and dropped my skirt. It was a good thing I’d worn sexy lingerie to work today.
“Who wants to go first?” I asked.
One of the guys jumped up and dropped his hospital gown. His cock was huge. He walked right up to me, grabbed the back of my head, and pulled me into a searing kiss.
God, I was so fucking horny. Ovulation time made me feel crazy. I just needed to be filled. I grabbed his cock and started stroking him as he unclasped my bra.
I pulled back. “Excuse me, sir. I don’t think my boyfriend would appreciate you kissing me.” I dropped to my knees and started sucking his cock. I needed to make sure it was properly lubricated for insemination.
He grabbed my head and shoved his cock down my throat.
The other two guys got up and dropped their hospital gowns. They slowly walked over to me.
Time for my cocktail.I grabbed their cocks and started stroking them, warming them up to inseminate me.
The door opened and Dr. Wang walked in. He stopped dead in his tracks and dropped his clipboard. “What are you doing?!” he screamed.
I pulled back. “I’m getting my sperm donation.” I kept stroking the two dicks in my hands. Why was Dr. Wang yelling? He was the one that suggested this. Oh, he probably hadn’t meant to walk in. I kept stroking my donors.
“This is NOT how you’re supposed to get a donation. Are you trying to get me sued for malpractice?!”
I awkwardly dropped the penises. “Well that was very unclear. Isn’t this phase two? Comparing dick sizes?”
“Dick sizes? What? Phase two is where you have the option to meet the donors. Not measure their penises with your mouth.”
Oh shit.“But your nurse told me to come in here and pick the one with the biggest dick to fill me.”
“She saidthat?!”
“Well, not exactly, no. But the subtext was there. And I went to the third door on the right just like she said. Or was it the...”
“This is thefourthdoor. Out! Now!”
How had I gotten this so wrong? The three guys didn’t seem at all embarrassed. But I awkwardly gathered my clothes and got dressed as quickly as possible while Dr. Wang groaned and stared at the ceiling.
But this wasn’t my fault. Why had that nurse worded everything so weirdly?!
I cleared my throat and shook hands with the three guys. “It was lovely meeting you.”Shiiiiit.This was definitely Incident #9.
Dr. Wang stepped out of the room and yelled something.
I needed to get out of here before I got arrested. I sprinted out of the room and someone tackled me from behind.
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