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I walked home with Tanner and Chastity. I tried to talk about the weather. And the next Giants game. And anything I could think of to fill the silence. But eventually I ran out of small talk words.
“So...what’d you do to get us kicked out?” asked Tanner.
“What makes you think I did something to get us kicked out?”
“We got escorted out by security.”
I laughed. “Psh. I don’t think that had anything to do with anything I may or may not have done to three unsuspecting donors. It’s probably just protocol. You can never be too careful when leaving a fertility clinic. There are probably tons of perverts lurking around there just looking for fertile women to breed. And baby snatchers. Tons of baby snatchers.”
“But they had so many great options for donors,” he said. “I picked out some that I thought you’d really like.”
I know you did.Although I was still confused about why he wanted a black baby so badly. It would make it so obvious that it wasn’t his… What was his game here?
“Anyway, that place isn’t for me,” I said. “The files were so incomplete. I mean, no pictures? No dick sizes? How’s a girl supposed to choose like that?”
Tanner sighed.
Wow, he really wanted a baby. I hadn’t been sure he was on board, but I guess he was.Baby fever alert. He needs to cool his loins.
“Are you sure we can’t go back?” he asked.
“Absolutely not. I Incident #9ed...” my voice trailed off when he raised his eyebrows at me. “Just kidding. I didn’t do anything weird and no one tackled me in the hallway or anything.” I coughed because I couldn’t think of anything else to say.
“Well, maybe another clinic will have more info for you,” he said. “There are a bunch in town. We should make appointments at all of them. Up our odds, don’t you think?”
Wow, he really did seem down with me getting filled with boner donor sperm.
I couldn’t believe how cool he was being about this. But I had to go and ruin it. “No. I can never go back to a fertility clinic. My fertility journey is ruined.”
“Fertility journey?” He shook his head. “Ash, it’s been a week.”
“The journey is ruined,” I said firmly.
“Just because they didn’t show dick sizes? It sure seems like something else happened to get us kicked out…”
“Dick sizes are important, man,” Chasity finally chimed in. “You don’t want your baby daddy to be some tiny dicked uggo. Wait! The Society has lots of hot, brilliant dudes with big dicks. I just came up with the perfect plan.”
Tanner looked longingly over his shoulder back at the fertility clinic.
Baby fever indeed.
“Trust me,” said Chastity. “You’re both going to love this.”
As long as it didn’t lead to Incident #10…
Too Much Sausage - Chapter 27 – #Twinsies
Tuesday – October 17, 2023
Tanner
Chastity looked up at me. “Can we go back to your island? It’s the perfect place to tell you my plan.”
I didn’t want to hear her plan. I wanted to go back to the fertility clinic and get my girl filled up to the brim. But Ash didn’t seem like she was going to budge in her decision. Seriously, what had she done? Was it another situation where she’d raped a doctor like she’d done with Dr. Lyons? I still had so many questions. I’d known Dr. Wang for years, and he’d never looked at me like that before...
“Pretty please,” said Chastity.
Ash smiled up at me.
