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“Oui. Enjoy.”

Ash laughed. She reached for her glass of wine and accidentally knocked it over. It spilled down the front of her dress.

I watched the drops of wine cascade between her breasts.

She pushed back from the table. “Excuse me.” She hurried to the bathroom.

I smiled. I should have known she could save herself from a bad date. I whistled all the way back to my table and sat down across from Nigel and Chastity.

“Here we go,” said Chastity.

What?I turned to see Mike get up from the table and head toward the bathrooms too.

“Coitus time,” said Nigel.

“Fuck,” I muttered.

“Are you unhappy with her match? Should I go find Frankie to replace her?” he asked.

“No.” I sighed. This was technically what I wanted to happen.Right?I drummed my hands on the table as I waited for it to be over. And I waited. And waited.Please let this be her lessermatch.Because I wasn’t sure how much more I could take of this.

“What the hell is going on?” I asked. “It’s been like 20 minutes.”

“They’re definitely fucking in the bathroom,” said Chastity.

“Yeah, I got that.”

“And a proper suitor should last more than 20 minutes, master,” said Nigel.

“Damn straight,” agreed Chastity.

Well I could make Ash cum in two minutes with just my tongue.

I took a deep breath and waited another few minutes. “I’m going to go see what’s going on.”

“Oh, I want to watch too,” said Nigel. “Scoot, Chastain. It’s a top-secret boys’ mission.”

“I’m coming too.” She slid out of the booth and we all headed toward the bathrooms.

“I’m not sure a woman should see what we’re about to see,” said Nigel.

Chastity laughed. “Trust me, Nigella, I’ve seen it all. I grew up in the 2000s.”

His eyes grew round.

I opened the door to the men’s room and peered in. “Huh. It’s empty.”

“The women’s room is locked,” said Chastity.

“Should I sword it?” asked Nigel.

“Excuse me?” said Chastity and looked down at the front of his pants.

“My sword.” Nigel pulled a sword out from behind his back.

“Put that away,” I said. He was going to scare away our patrons.

“Wait.” Chastity put her ear to the door. “Do you hear that?”