Page 158 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
“Shhh!” I looked around the office. Thank God no one had heard. “Okay. Here are the rest of my symptoms: My throat hurts. I’m hearing a ringing sensation in my ears. My upper left jaw hurts. And I have gastrointestinal distress.”
Chastity laughed. “In which way? Are you having trouble going or are you going to much?”
“Both I think.”
“Either way, it’s way too early to know. You probably haven’t even implanted yet.”
“What’s implantation?”
“I thought you’ve been doing tons of pregnancy research?”
“I didn’t get that far yet! I was focused on making the perfect womb. But I made it too perfect. Now I’m pregnant with six babies! I just know it.”
“That’s not how anything works.”
“Isn’t there a test I can take?”
“No. Like I’ve said every day this week, it’s too early.”
“Gah. I hate everything.”
“Have you told Tanner yet?”
“No.”
“But that was Rule #3. You have to always tell him what you do.”
Why was Chastity so good at remembering rules?! “I mean...he was there when I chose to fuck Orlando during Fuck, Marry, Kill. Does he really need all the little details?”
“That argument would be sketchy even if you’d only fucked Orlando. But you went for the whole shebang. Can you tell me about it again? Which one was the best? God, I’m so jealous, you little cum dumpster.”
“Would you stop calling me that?” Every time I told her I was pregnant, she eventually called me by that new nickname that I hated. “I’m never telling anyone that story ever again.” And I didn’t want to ruin the week Tanner and I have been having. The game of Fuck, Marry, Kill must have made Tanner sufficiently jealous, because we’d been ordering in and snuggling on the couch every night this week. It was the best thing ever. The only thing that would have made it better was if he’d gotten free. But alas... Chastity and I had thoroughly inspected Tanner’s lamp, and the name Cooper was nowhere to be found.
And...now I was pregnant with ten babies. I wasn’t sure why it kept going up, but I could feel all ten of them inside of me right now. Despite whatever the fuck implantation was.
“But the story is so hot!” said Chastity. “You have to tell Tanner. Just make sure he’s in his masturbatorium when you tell him about it so he doesn’t light anything on fire.”
I sighed. “Fine. But not until I have confirmation that I’m pregnant. Hopefully he’ll be so distracted by the news that he’s going to be a dad that he won’t pay attention to the other stuff. Are you sure there’s no test that I can take yet? Someone must have one. Oh! What about Tanner’s friend Rob? He has access to all the Hunter Tech tech, right?”
“I don’t think pregnancy tests are really their field of expertise. They just came out with a car battery made of salt.”
“That’s basically the same thing! What’s his number?”
“Who cares when you can go ask him yourself?” She pointed across the office.
Mason and Rob had just stepped off the elevator. If that wasn’t a sign, I didn’t know what was. I got up and ran over to them.
Rob smiled when he saw me. “Hey. High five for the most passionate Supernova Six fan.” He raised his hand for a high five.
“WHAT?! How’d you know about that?!” Had he seen a gif? Did everyone know?! I looked around the office frantically.
Rob gave me a funny look.
“Oh right. You’re talking about the prank.”
Mason laughed. He must have heard about the prank too.
“Yeah,” said Rob. “But now I’m curious about what you’re talking about.”
