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“Say you promise, Rob.”

“I promise, Rob,” he said.

What?“No. Promise me you won’t tell anyone that Tanner is a genie. It’s dangerous, Rob. I know you’re smiling, but this is serious business! Please, I’m begging you.”I can’t believe I told him!

He kept smiling. “Okay, I promise. Anything for the biggest Supernova Six fan.”

“Stop calling me that! It was just one gangbang!”

“What?”

“Nothing!!!”But...oh thank God.He’d promised not to tell. “So do you have a pregnancy test for me?”

“I think we do have something in the works. I’ll arrange for it to be delivered tomorrow.”

Too Much Sausage - Chapter 34 – My Life Is Unraveling

Saturday – October 28, 2023

Ash

The next 24 hours were unbearable. I could feel the baby growing in my womb. Yes, just one baby. I’d looked it up and it seemed unlikely that I’d gotten pregnant from every member of the Supernova Six squad I’d let run train on me. So just one wittle baby.

It was probably the size of a walnut. Or a mango?

Gah, fine!I didn’t do the research. Preparing my body to be the healthiest it could be was one thing. Researching how this baby was going to destroy said body was another thing entirely. I was too scared to see what this demon was going to do to my innards and outtards.

“What’s on your mind?” asked Tanner.

I lifted my head from his chest. We were snuggling on the couch. Being plastered against his body was my favorite thing in the world. “Um...nothing.”

“It really seems like it’s something.” He tucked a loose strand of hair behind my ear.

“Negatory.”

He smiled. “You know you can tell me anything.”

“As can you.”What am I saying?

His cell phone started ringing. He answered it and stared at me.

Why was he looking at me like that?! Did he know what I’d done? Who the hell was calling him and telling him I’d fucked all of Supernova Six?!

Tanner ended the call. “There’s a package for you at the front desk.”

How peculiar.“Should we go get it?”

“A package?!” yelled Nigel as he sprinted into the room. “That’s my job! Moi!” He kept running right out of the apartment.

“Nigel will get it,” said Tanner.

I laughed. “I got that...” A second later Nigel appeared in front of me with a box.

I would have screamed but I was starting to get used to him popping up unexpectedly. How did he grab that so fast though? It seemed like Nigel never got in trouble for using his magic. But I guess there was no one on the genie council that he’d fucked over...

“What is it?” I asked.

“It doesn’t say.” Nigel handed it to me.