I sprinted over to them, and just dodged in time to narrowly avoid flattening a golden cat. “Penny, do I look pregnant?” I needed to know who else could tell. Because if Tanner could already tell, he was going to be so pissed that I hadn’t said anything.Am I showing?!
“Um...no?” said Penny.
Why did she frame that like a question?!
Liam was in her arms. He reached out toward my costume. He was dressed like Set, the god of chaos. I would have taken a moment to compliment his adorable little jackal head, but I was freaking the fuck out!
“Are you okay?” asked Penny. “Do you need a drink?” She turned to grab me a golden goblet of my own.
I shook my head. “You’ve gotta help me, Penny. My whole life is unravelling!”
James cleared his throat. “I think that’s because Liam just removed all your safety pins.” He pointed down to his son in Penny’s arms. The adorable little pervert dressed as Set.
Liam had a handful of safety pins and a very mischievous grin.
Liam! You god of chaos!
I looked down just in time to see my entire costume fall to the floor.Ah!!!
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