Page 171 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
The guy screamed bloody murder.
What the fuck, Ash?!I pulled my pants back up. I was the only one that was supposed to be cursed with a flaming penis in this house!
The pizza guy dropped the pizza and ran out of the apartment crying.
I ran out of my masturbatorium. “Ash, what the hell was that?”
“I...I thought it was a wild animal in there!”
“Why would there be a wild animal on the sausage pizza?”
“I thought it was cheese! And I got nervous. I can’t do it in front of you. I’m too worried you’re gonna hate me. I can’t stop thinking about the sausage king crying in the corner. Or Dr. Lyons seeing me fucking the Supernova Six and walking away horrified. I don’t want you to do either of those things.”
Dr. Lyons had seen that? That was a weird addition to the story. But...both of those were made up scenarios. She was really milking this... “I swear I won’t. As long as we do this together, it’ll be fun. That’s why I gave you the four rules.”
“I don’t believe you.”
“Baby, it was so hot watching you answer the door. I wanted you to do everything I told you to do.”
She cringed and shook her head. “I just want to do those things with you.”
I know. Me too.And it would be us soon. If she was willing to fuck a few people. But I had another idea. I snapped my fingers and summoned Chastity.
She appeared next to us wearing a super slutty devil costume. That was honestly the best we could have hoped for on Halloween weekend. I was surprised she was fully clothed.
Ash awkwardly covered herself with her hands...since she was not fully clothed in the slightest.
“Oooh hey guys,” said Chastity. “What have I just teleported in on?” She waggled her eyebrows at Ash.
“I need you to use your third wish,” I said.
Chastity turned back to me. “And why would I do that?”
“Because it’s the only way I can think to convince Ash that I won’t be mad at her for having sex with other people. I need youto wish for me to not be angry as long as Ash follows the four rules.”
Chastity pressed her lips together as she thought it over. “Well...will you let Ash have a girls’ night with me every Friday night? She’s been breaking Single Girl Rule #2 too much recently.”
I nodded. “Yes.”
“And will you let her go on a Halloween girls’ trip with me this weekend? I need her help landing a new client.”
This weekend as in...right now? I slowly nodded. “Yes.”
“Alright then. Take us to my apartment.”
I snapped my fingers and the three of us appeared in Chastity’s apartment. She was keeping my lamp in a glass case next to a giant banana trophy.
She pulled it out and rubbed it. “I wish for Tanner Rhodes to not be angry at Ash for any sexual acts she performs, so long as she follows the following four rules:
“Rule 1: She only goes on one date with each of her lovers.
“Rule 2: She does not reveal the fact that Tanner is a genie to any of her lovers.
“Rule 3: She always sends Tanner a picture before, during, or after the act.
“Rule 4: She does not perform sexual acts with any of Tanner’s friends.”
“Wait,” said Ash. “Wasn’t Rule #3 that I had to tell him what I did? What’s this about pictures?”
