“We didn’t do the hanky panky, Mr. Rep.”
The hanky whaty?“I mean the sex, Gizmo. How was it?”
“Nothing like that happened.”
“Not even...like...a little?”
“No. Hopefully there will be a second date so I can give her a kiss.”
They didn’t even kiss?! I laughed.
“What’s funny?” asked Gizmo.
I cleared my throat. “Nothing. Sorry. I’m going under a tunnel.” I made a staticky noise with my mouth and then hung up the phone.
I knew she wasn’t fucking anyone. She was just sending me all those saucy pictures. Ash was the world’s biggest tease. But she was only teasing me.
I smiled.
And then I frowned.
I needed to find Princess Karima and use my genie zapper.
The next night Ash sent me a picture of her in a sheer white dress. I could see her nipples even though they were super light. The text read: “If I wear this to your next game, do you think your teammates will try to gangbang me again like they did at the pool party?”
I chuckled and texted back: “Absolutely.”
“Good. Because I need to get pics this time so you can’t be mad.”
There was no entry notification on my security system until super late at night. Ash and Chastity must have been out late. But I had no idea what they were doing. Because it seemed highly unlikely that Ash was fucking anyone.
I couldn’t go to my soccer game on Saturday. I had to just watch it on my phone. The entire team was playing horribly. They all seemed super sluggish.
Were they tired because they’d been gangbanging Ash in that sheer white dress?
No way.She hadn’t banged them. And even if she did, she knew not to do it twice. It was against the rules.
Anyway…my teammates definitely needed me back ASAP because they were trash without me. They lost by three goals.
On Sunday there was no sign of Karima at the India vs. Australia cricket final. But that was fine. Because I got to cheer along withmy grandson. And poke fun at Matt for never being able to wrap his head around the game.
“You really need to stop calling me son,” said Matt.
“I don’t want to confuse Jacob,” I said.
“I guess Rob is my best friend then.”
“Take it back.”
Matt laughed.
“Speaking of your lesser friends, I actually need to play a prank on Rob in retaliation to one he pulled on Ash.”
“The VR thing?” Matt nodded. “I really thought Ash wanted the kids to watch that.”
I laughed. “No, not that. He played another prank. He convinced her she was pregnant with triplets and she freaked out.”
Matt raised his eyebrows. “Are you sure she’s not pregnant with your kid?”