Page 23 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
“That could just be hasty construction.”
“Really? Have you thought about how it can possibly fit in your apartment building? The dimensions don’t make sense. And then there’s the magic bracelet I gave you at the Emerald Oasis.”
“That was tech.”
“Even the best tech isn’t advanced enough yet to change your appearance that well. And have you forgotten about your three wishes?”
“Those were hardly magic.”
“Seriously?” asked Tanner. “I snapped my fingers and pulled your sex tape out of thin air.”
“You could have already had it in your pocket.”
“And then I made cum taste like cookies.”
Holy shit.Maybe he really was a magical genie. Because Dr. Lyons’ cum had been super sweet last night. Almost as if it tastedlike cookies…No.He’d probably just eaten lots of pineapple. Or maybe he was naturally blessed with sweet skeet. I shook my head. “Sure you did. And then for my third wish you had Nigel bring me some cookies. How magical.”
“I thought it was pretty magical. I mean, Nigel appeared with the cookies like two seconds after you ordered them.”
He had a good point there…
“I’m sure I’ve done more magic for you. But my memory is a little foggy after a certain somebody doinked me on the head.” He smiled at me.
Doinked!That’s exactly what I’d called it. “I admit, it does seem like you’ve been doing magic. But I don’t think I can believe it unless I see it with my own two eyes.”
“How about we taste it instead?” asked Chastity.
“Huh?”
She turned to Tanner. “Even though you can’t currently do magic, is the magic you did to make cum taste like cookies still active?”
“Yes. Ash didn’t specify a time limit, so that magic will last in perpetuity.”
“Great!” Chastity clapped her hands together. “We’ll just blow you real quick, and if your cum tastes like cookies, then we’ll have our proof.”
“Pleasedo nottouch my penis under any circumstances. We’ve already done enough damage to this office. We don’t need to burn the whole freaking building down. I can’t stress this enough. I am not joking about having a flaming genie penis.”
Chastity shrugged. “No problem. We have another source of cum.” She turned to Dr. Lyons and beckoned him over.
“Wait,” said Tanner. “I can prove it another way.”
Chastity turned back to him.
“I’ve lost my magic privileges, but I can still use magic to fulfill wishes for my master.”
Did that mean he could do magic for me? I was pretty sure I’d become his master when I rubbed his lamp. “I wish for a platter of chicken nuggets from Gochujang Palace to magically appear on this conference table.”
Tanner laughed. “I wish for that too. That sounds delicious. But unfortunately you’ve already used all three of your wishes. I need a new master to make a wish.” He looked at Chastity.
“I get to be your master?” she asked. “Hell yeah. How do I do it?”
“You have to rub my lamp.”
“I thought I wasn’t allowed to touch yourmagicalpenis?” She put magical in air quotes.
“Not my penis. Again...do nottouch my penis. I’m talking about my actual genie lamp. It’s in my backpack. Back seat of my car.”
Tanner was a lunatic. But I needed a break from whatever the hell this was. “I’ll go grab it,” I said. I fished his keys out of his pocket and headed down to the sidewalk.
