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Chastity threw her hands up in the air.

“Can I please detonate the houseboy now?” asked Destiny.

Nigel’s eyes grew round.

“Stand down, Destiny,” I said. “Please you two, can we focus?”

“She started it,” said Nigel and pointed at Chastity.

“He started it,” said Chastity at the exact same time and pointed at him.

I shook my head and pressed the play button on the New Years Eve footage from last year.

Angel and Diablo were on a round platform in the center of Club Onyx. The silver and gold balloons above them spelled out 2023. And there were girls covered in glitter dancing in giant champagne flute cages.

Everyone clapped as Angel and Diablo helped a girl in a silver party dress up onto the platform.

“Who are you here with?” asked Angel.

“My boyfriend,” she said.

“Well it’s his lucky day. Since this tradition began, the chosen girl has always gotten married in the new year.”

She looked so excited. “Thank God. I keep hinting that I want a ring. Right, babe?”

The camera didn’t show his face.

“So what made you volunteer to fuck us?” asked Diablo.

“WHAT?! I was just waving at you guys. I thought we were friends.”

“We are,” said Angel. “Which is why we wanna help you get engaged next year.”

Diablo tore his tuxedo pants off. And he was wearing absolutely nothing underneath.

The girl looked so surprised by his huge cock.

“So what do you say?” asked Diablo.

The girl put her hand over her mouth. “I don’t know…”

“If you’re worried about it being too big, I can warm you up with this champagne bottle. Or we can get you a starter dick.”

“What he means is that your boyfriend is welcome to come warm you up for us,” said Angel.

Diablo shook his head. “No way. It’s more fun to make him watch. Waiters!”

Four waiters came up on stage. They were fully nude except for party hats over their cocks and bowties around their necks.

“Just pull the party hat off the cock you want to warm you up.” Diablo gestured toward the waiters.

The girl walked up to the guy whose hat was already pulling away from his body. She pulled it off. The guy was huge. “Jesus. This is hardly a starter dick.” She pulled the other hats off to check them.

Diablo whistled. “Wow, you’re choosing them all?”

“No, I...”

“I don’t know if we have time before the clock strikes midnight for you to fuck us all. But I guess they can each have like 30 seconds.”