“And you’re sure this will get my boyfriend to propose?”
Diablo smirked. “Absolutely.”
“Okay…” She looked out into the audience. “Sorry, babe.” And then she dropped to her knees and started sucking one of the waiters.
“Okay,” I said and hit pause. “I think that gives you a pretty good idea of a classic Club Onyx New Years Eve...”
“No way,” said Chastity. “I wanna see the whole thing. There must be a big finish when the clock strikes midnight, right?”
I nodded. “Destiny, can you please fast forward to...”
Nigel stepped in front of me and fast forwarded to the end. “I’ve got it. Here is the grand finale.” He stepped back to reveal the gangbang on the screen. “Wait.” He put it in slow motion as the clock was getting close to midnight. “It’s better to really let a countdown last.”
Chastity nodded.
That was a weird thing to agree on. Especially because it would make the conversation all stretched out and weird. “Stop it.” I grabbed the mouse and put it back at normal speed.
“Better get some champagne to drink at midnight,” said Angel. He handed the girl two champagne flutes.
“But there’s no champagne?” she said.
Diablo pushed her to her knees and started jerking off. As the clock ticked down to midnight, the guys took turns skeeting in the champagne flutes.
The clock struck midnight and the girl drank both glasses as everyone cheered and yelled: “Happy New Year!” Cum dribbled down her chin.
“You better go share your first kiss of the new year with your boyfriend so he doesn’t get jealous,” said Angel.
“Or you could stay on your knees and have your first kiss of the year with my hard cock,” said Diablo.
The girl looked into the crowd. “Well…I think my boyfriend left, so…” She wrapped her lips around Diablo’s cock and went all the way down.
I hit the pause button again.
Chastity fanned herself. “Wow, I can’t wait to go to Club Onyx for New Years Eve.”
“With Ash,” I said. “And Cole and her next best match will be the two guys up there.” I hated saying it, but it had to be done. “And if you can get her to accidentally wave at them, she’ll feel so awkward that she’ll definitely fuck them. And hopefully one of them will be her lesser true love, so then I’ll be free. And then it’s game over for Mr. Frost.”
Chastity shrugged. “Well, Ash does love her dicks in twos… Let me text her.” She quickly texted Ash and got an immediate reply. “Gah. I hate non-single Ash. She said she has a cute snuggly celebration planned with her boo. Gross. They could at least be having a filthy sex celebration. But nooooo. They’re waiting until marriage.”
I was kind of hoping Ash was joking about that. I shook my head.What the fuck.She seriously wasn’t even trying to free me anymore?
“I know. Like I said, non-single Ash is the worst. She stops showing up for girls’ nights. And doesn’t even fuck guys with eight abs and eight inches, which is a clear violation of Single Girl Rule #8.”
“I have an idea,” said Nigel. “Maybe we should send Frankie to the New Years Eve celebration in place of Ash.”
“What is wrong with you?” said Chastity. “That literally helps no one.”
“It helps Frankie.”
“Just fuck her already!” she practically screamed.
Nigel looked taken aback. “But I’m a pure boy.”
“I’m not having this conversation again.” Chastity turned back to me. “Ash won’t do it. For whatever reason, she thinks once she has a boyfriend that she’s no longer single. It makes no sense.”
“Well, there must be a way to bring her freaky side out again,” I said.
Chastity nodded. “There is. But it’s going to be a while. Because our only hope is the bachelorette party.”