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I nodded. I certainly remembered the whole pregnancy scare. Or lack of one. Since she’d been on birth control. My girl could really get in her head sometimes.

“Well, she went to Rob, hoping he had some new fancy high-tech pregnancy test. Which he pretended he did. But then Ash said it wasn’t your baby. And then got embarrassed...”

Rob shrugged.

“And then Rob must have said something that led Ash to believe he already knew your secret. So she just kind of blabbed about flaming genie penises and lesser true loves, but I think it was just because she didn’t want Rob to think she was a whore.”

I sighed. That sounded very much like Ash. I knew how uncomfortable she’d been about trying to fuck her way through New York City for me. I smiled, remembering her punching the pizza guy’s dick.The good old days.I thought I’d be more upset about someone else learning my secret. But I wasn’t mad at Ash.I knew how hard it was to be quiet about this. Moving from one town to the next so no one would suspect a thing. I never wanted Ash’s life to be as lonely as mine.

“And then Rob pretended he did have a high-tech pregnancy test,” continued Daphne. “And the two of them met at the Caldwell Halloween party so she could hear the results. And I was in the office bathroom changing my costume.” She shook her head. “And I overheard Ash and Rob talking about you being a genie. So afterwards Rob caught me up on everything. But you have nothing to worry about because Ash already made us promise not to tell. Rob dragged me into the closet tonight saying he needed proof because no one would believe him. And we were fighting about it up until you walked in. But he won’t say a word. Will you, Rob?”

Rob shrugged.

“Rob!” Daphne sounded exasperated.

“I already said I wouldn’t. But...” his voice trailed off as he stared at me. “I do have questions that need answering. What exactly is a flaming genie penis?”

“My cum lights everything on fire.”

His eyes grew round. “Wow, that sucks.”

“Yes it does. Which is why I need to get free. And I need Ash’s name to appear on my lamp. So I hope she’s fucking everyone tonight. If you’ll excuse me.” I went into my offices here to check to see what parties were going on. Ah, the Lotus party. That was a classic. I pulled up the performer list. There were somefamiliar names.Yup, that’s definitely where they are.The only question was – how were we going to get in?

I turned to Rob and Daphne. “It’s a girls-only event. I’m not sure how we’re going to get in. The only guys there are strippers. And I can’t be a stripper. If I get even a little aroused...”

“You’ll burn the Rome Society to the ground,” said Rob. “Fascinating. So like...you can’t have sex at all? Not even a little?”

“Not unless I want to kill someone.”

Rob shook his head. “How do you do it? I don’t think I could possibly abstain from sex. It sounds like torture.”

“I have a masturbatorium. It has state of the art tiles that can mostly handle the heat of my cum. And lots of monitors for pictures and things.” I’d spent way too much time in there thinking about Ash the last couple months.

“Babe.” Rob turned to Daphne. “I think I need one of those.”

“No you do not,” she said sternly. “And I have an idea. How about I go and you both be my servant boys?”

I smiled. “I like the way you think.” I snapped my fingers.

Daphne gasped and stared down at the gold toga she was suddenly wearing.

Rob and I were in black togas with black face masks. And we both had leashes around our necks.

“Kinky,” said Rob and handed his leash to his wife.

I did the same.

Daphne led us down the hall toward the party. And she had no trouble at all getting us in. It didn’t take us long to find Ash and her friends sitting around a sandpit watching some gladiator matches.

Ash was on the couch in her white toga. And her bridesmaids were in pink all around her. The gladiator in blue got his toga ripped off, leaving him in just a gold jockstrap.

All the girls cheered.

“Ladies, we have a winner!”

I looked over at the stage where DJ Spaceboy was holding a mic. “Octavian!” he yelled. “But more importantly…we have a loser. Cassius now belongs to you all.”

Cassius started dancing around, swinging his dick everywhere.