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“It was certainly not the best bachelorette party ever. Because I’d specifically said no strippers. And clearly you invited strippers.” At least I’d slept through the mayhem.

“Actually…youinvited the strippers.”

“I would never.”

One of the men in white paint nodded. “You did. After the fire, you slipped me your room key and said that anyone with an 8-inch cock was welcome to come take a turn on you until sunrise.”

My eyes grew round. “I certainly did not say that.” And what fire were they referring to?

Cole stepped out of the steam so I could see his body even better. “I know it’s past sunrise, but I’d be happy to take another turnon you if you’d like.” He wiggled his suddenly very erect penis at me.

I swallowed hard. “Anotherturn? That implies that you’ve already taken one turn.”

“Two turns, actually. I fucked you once at the lotus party, and again during the afterparty. Speaking of which…I need your help deciding on captions for all the gifs I filmed last night.”

No. Noooo! Damn it!Had I blacked out and returned to my cheap whore-ish ways last night?! I was supposed to be high-end now! But once a street whore, always a street whore, I guess. Or maybe he was lying. That was it. Cole was a dirty rotten liar. I never would have slept with him. He was friends with Tanner. And that would break a rule I’d vowed never to break again!

Cole stepped out of the shower and grabbed his phone off his towel. He hit a few buttons to sync it to the TV over the bathroom fireplace.

A gif popped up on the screen. It was a closeup of my freckly hands holding some cards from Seven Wonders. The caption read: Her bachelorette party was just a quiet night in with the girls.

Phew.I breathed a sigh of relief. “See? The only turns being taken last night were us girls playing Seven Wonders...”

But then the gif panned out. And I was completely naked.

No.

Gah!

In the gif, I got up full nude and answered the door. Four naked men painted all in white were there. I pulled them into the room and dropped to my knees.

“What the hell?!” I didnotremember that happening.Wait. Did I? Maybe I did…I had a faint taste of paint on my tongue.Ah!

“Don’t worry, they get better,” said Cole.

The screen switched to another gif. I had a giant painted white cock on each of my eyelids and one in my mouth.

What in the hell am I looking at?

“I don’t know if that one even needs a caption,” said Cole. “It kind of speaks for itself. But if it has to have one, I’m thinking, ‘She loved you so much and would never cheat. But she’s heard some guys have really big cocks…’ ”

“No!”

Cole shrugged. “Okay, I’ll keep working on it.”

“I have an idea!” said Chastity. “How about: ‘You heard a rumor that some slut fucked all the strippers at your wife’s bachelorette party.’ ”

Cole nodded. “Oooh, good one.”

Damn it, I’m the slut!

“Okay, next…”

It switched to another gif. Of me lying on my back, my tits bouncing everywhere. There was one cock in my mouth, one in my pussy, and one in each hand.

I didn’t have time to read the caption before he switched to another.

The minotaur was fucking me from behind while four statues stroked their cocks waiting for their turn.