He laughed. “Not in the slightest. Like I said...it was very arousing.”
Arousing. Oh my God.“Holy shit. Did you start that fire?”
He cleared his throat. “Fire? Me? No.”
“Yes you did! You jizzed your pants when Cole drenched me! And you started a freaking fire with your burning genie jizz!” I clapped my hands. “You have officially had your first incident.And it’s so much worse than any of my incidents. I never hurt anyone. Physically. I’ve only scarred people emotionally. And by that I mean me. I’m scarred emotionally. But, ha! Incident #1, Tanner!”
He shrugged.
How was he not mortified? Incidents were supposed to be terrible burdens you carried around forever. But he seemed so nonchalant about it. I shook my head and laughed. But my laughter died in my throat because I remembered everything I’d just said. Specifically the part about Cole drenching me...
“Tanner, I didn’t know that Cole was the minotaur. If I did, I never would have banged him. I know you two have become quite close.”
“It’s fine. There was no way I was going to let you get married to that Xander asshole. I didn’t know what was going on, but I knew it was supposed to be us getting married. Not you and him. So I sent Cole there to bang you in hopes that he’d be your lesser true love. The algorithm said you guys were a pretty great match.”
I opened my mouth and closed it again. That was a very good idea. I smiled. I loved that he’d fought for me.
“And all the gladiators were decent matches too. And you had crushes on DJ Spaceboy and his dancers back when they were normal boys in high school, so I brought them in too. I sent the whole calvary in.”
“Good thinking.” Great thinking, really. It had worked!
“But now we have to kill one of them.”
“Oh God. Am I going to have to murder Spaceboy?”
“Let’s find out.”
He grabbed my hand and helped me to my feet. He walked around the desk to get to the laptop. There were lots of pictures of Rob and his family on the desk.
“Please tell me we’re in Rob’s office and not in some kind of weird murder nemesis shrine?”
Tanner laughed. “We’re in Young Robert’s office at Hunter Tech.” He sat down behind the desk like he hadn’t just said something strange.
“Why exactly?”
“He stole my lamp. Long story. But let’s see who we need to murder.” It only took him a few minutes to pull up the vault’s security footage on Rob’s laptop. And then he clicked on the lotus party footage on his phone. He connected both to the monitors on the wall.
I sat down on Tanner’s lap as we watched both screens.
One screen was zoomed up on the genie lamp. The other showed me getting on my knees in the back room to suck off Cole.
I felt my cheeks flushing. And then I felt Tanner’s hard cock pressing into my back. I swallowed hard and turned to look at him over my shoulder. “You like watching this? It’s a shameyou’re not quite free, or you could know what it feels like to have your cock down my throat.”
“As soon as we murder someone, baby. I have my money on Cole.”
I shook my head. I didn’t want to have to murder anyone. What kind of weird genie rule was that? I turned back to look at the screens. It switched to the curtain opening and all the girls cheering for me as I got fucked from behind.
I sighed. “I can’t wait for it to be you fucking me from behind. We could do it right on Rob’s desk...”
“Fuck it,” said Tanner. He spun me around and placed a hard kiss against my lips. He grabbed my hand and placed it against where his dick was straining against his pants.
“Ah!” I pulled back. “Bad boy. I know you hate Rob, but I don’t want to burn Hunter Tech to the ground.”
“I was just messing with you. I’m free. There’s nothing else I have to do.”
“So I don’t have to kill anyone?”
He laughed. “Could you imagine?” He laughed even harder.