Page 308 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
The priest had stopped speaking to the heavens and was now staring wide eyed at what was happening on the altar. Or was he staring at Angel’s ass? It was hard to tell from this angle.
Joe was fuming. He snapped his fingers to try to do magic. But of course it didn’t work. Because this whole thing was being broadcast live.
I glanced down at Liz and Homeless Rutherford in their pew.
Damn it!Liz was asleep. And Homeless Rutherford was busy licking some gum off of the pew in front of him.That little freak!
I dry heaved.
“Are you okay?” asked Tanner.
There was no time to explain the horrors of Homeless Rutherford. “Liz is asleep. Do something.”
“On it.” Tanner pulled off one of his blue-soled shoes and tossed it toward Liz’s head.
My hero! I’d always wanted to hit Liz with a shoe. If we weren’t in a church right now, I would have fucked Tanner so hard. Not that we couldn’t fuck. After all...Angel and Diablo were taking turns going to town on Sierra.
Tanner’s shoe collided with the back of Liz’s head.
I smiled. That had almost been as satisfying as this prank on Joe.
Liz woke up just in time to see Joe snap his fingers again. The air sparkled above his fingertips. It was just the tiniest hint of magic.
Liz cocked her head to the side. And then she reached into her purse and pulled out a taser type thing.
Oh my God!
She pointed it at Joe and shot an invisible bolt of magic.
I can’t believe Liz is actually DODO! I knew it!What a terrible person! I was such a good judge of character. “Did it work?” I grabbed Tanner’s arm and leaned forward to see.
Tanner shrugged. “No idea...”
“Come on, babe,” said Joe in a very whiny voice. “Quit it.”
“But their cocks are so much bigger than yours,” said Sierra.
The priest was definitely staring at the cocks.
“No they aren’t. That was a bad camera angle. See?” Joe pulled his pants down.
Ew.
Joe started stroking his rather unimpressive member as Sierra continued getting fucked. He slowly started to get hard. And then it…reversed?
It was like his penis was being sucked in on itself.
“Ah!” screamed Joe. “What’s happening?”
“Oh dear,” said Tanner. “It appears he just got zapped with the worst curse of all. Inrections.”
“Inrections?” I asked.
Joe screamed in agony and the priest fainted.
Tanner laughed. “It’s like an erection, but instead of going out…it folds up into itself. Horribly painful, that.”
Joe ran out screaming.
