Page 309 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
“This has been the best day of my life,” I said.
“Wait for it,” whispered Rob.
We all waited as Sierra finished getting fucked. She got on her knees and opened wide.
“Here comes the pudding!” I yelled and started clapping.
A few people in the pews below heard me and looked up.
Oops. Sorry.I pointed back up to the altar so they wouldn’t miss the pudding bit.
But it wasn’t just a bit. There was a shit ton of pudding. And by that, I meant cum. Angel and Diablo unleashed all over Sierra. In her hair, in her eyes, in her mouth, on her lacy white push-up bra. Everywhere.
Watching it made me feel like so much less of a whore. After all, I’d never done it in church. A high-end whore had to have boundaries.
When they were finished, they helped wipe cum off her fake eyelashes and then pulled her to her feet.
Sierra laughed nervously and tried to wipe more cum away. “Well uh…thank you all for coming. I guess I’ll see you all when I get back from my honeymoon.” She turned to Angel and Diablo. “How would you two like to come with me?”
They shrugged. “We’d love to,” said Angel.
Sierra smiled. “Good.” She locked her arms through theirs and let them walk her down the aisle.
The band awkwardly started playing her exit song.
But then they all stopped and dropped their instruments.
“What’s happening?” I asked.
“Wait for it,” said Rob. He had an evil twinkle in his eye.
Everyone in the band dropped their pants. They all started stroking themselves.
“Good Lord,” said Daphne.
And then the band EXPLODED. But this time I was pretty sure it wasn’t cum. It looked like actual pudding.
White pudding went all over the pews in front of them. It reached all the way to the aisle. Sierra’s bridesmaids all screamed as they got drenched in the thick white goop.
And then pudding started falling from the rafters, drenching everyone who hadn’t already been drenched.
The entire cathedral descended into chaos.
Except for the four of us on the balcony, who were nowhere near the carnage.
Rob high fived me. And then he turned to Tanner.
Tanner didn’t leave him hanging. He quickly high fived him.
I smiled. It was odd seeing the two of them get along. I liked it. “That was freaking epic!”
“We’re kind of the dream team of pranksters,” said Tanner and nodded at Rob.
“Yeah we are!” yelled Rob. But then he cleared his throat and shrugged. I could tell he was happy with the compliment though.
“It’s already blowing up on social media,” said Daphne. “#InrectionJoe is trending!”
This is the best day of my life!I smiled at everyone screaming and tripping in the pudding. I’d never had so much fun at church before.
