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“Shall we, m’lady?” Tanner stood up and offered me his hand.

“We shall,” I grabbed it and he helped me to my feet.

The four of us made our way outside, laughing as everyone else was screaming. I wasn’t sure what they were so upset about, though. A little pudding never hurt anyone.

Rob laughed. Tanner and him high fived again.

It really seemed like they were bonding right now.

We made our way down the steps of the cathedral and saw Sierra pulling away in a limo with JUST MARRIED on the side.

Joe ran up to it.

Sierra rolled the window down. She leaned out and I could clearly see her getting railed from behind by Diablo again. She tossed her cum-soaked bra at Joe and gave two middle fingers as she drove away.

“Epic,” said Rob.

Tanner nodded. “I couldn’t have said it better myself.”

“You know, Matt seemed super jealous that he was left out of our prank.”

“Did he?” Tanner shrugged. “Well, he’s not quite on our level when it comes to pranks, is he?”

“Not even a little,” said Rob with a laugh.

“If you’ll excuse me for a moment,” said Tanner. “There’s one more thing I need to do.” He walked over to Joe, not looking at all embarrassed that he was missing one shoe, and put his hand on Joe’s shoulder. For a second Tanner looked a little unsteady. But then he said: “Have fun with the inrections, mate. And here’s to the happy couple.”

I laughed. Was he referring to me and him? That was savage. I smiled as he walked back over. “Thank you. For all of this. And I love how much you just rubbed it in his face.”

Tanner smiled. “That wasn’t my primary reason for going over there. I had to put my hand on his shoulder to steal Santa’s magic back.”

“Wait? What? You got your magic back?!”

“Let’s see.” He pulled me behind a tree. He snapped his fingers and we were teleported back to his apartment.

I smiled up at him. “I didn’t know you could get it back. Why didn’t you tell me about this part of the plan?”

“I wasn’t sure it would work. And I didn’t want to get your hopes up.”

I looped my arms behind his neck. “Tanner, I love you. For you. I don’t care if you have magic.”

He smiled down at me. “But it’s a lot more fun to have it.”

I laughed.

“God it feels good to have magic again.” He took a deep breath. “I feel like me again.”

“Wait, you didn’t just give yourself a flaming genie penis again, did you?”

He laughed. “No. I got the magic. But the curse remains with Joe.”

“So he has inrections forever?Andno magic? That’s epic.”

Tanner smiled down at me. “You said you wanted revenge.”

Yeah. There was no better revenge than Joe screaming in agony every time he got horny. And even better revenge that I’d found my happily ever after far far away from him. “You’re amazing.”

“You’re the amazing one,” Tanner said. He reached out and ran his thumb along my bottom lip.