But instead the announcer called out another: “Ash Cooper in Speeding Ticket, submitted by Cole Adams.”
Ah! No! Why?!
I was kneeling on the side of the road while Officer Ironside covered me in cum. The caption read: “Your girl loves when you speed. She loves it even more when you get pulled over for it.”
Damn it!That was gonna make family get togethers so awkward.
I glanced over at Rosalie. But Rosalie had her eyes glued to the screen. Because another gif was showing.
This one was of me in American flag makeup bent over on a couch screaming with pleasure. A soldier had my arms pinned behind my back and was fucking me relentlessly while a bunch of girls in American flag bikinis cheered me on. The caption read: “Sorry, babe. No boys allowed at girls’ night.”
And then a gif popped up of me getting fucked by Cole in his minotaur mask.
And then that weird one of me blowing a photographer while Chastity flirted with those royal guards. I still had no idea where that one had come from…
And one of me sucking off my trainer in the shower.
This announcer was out of control! Someone needed to cut the power...
And then there was a gif of me giving road head to the driver. And then getting out of the car to meet my actual date.Sorry, Gizmo.
And one of me getting spit roasted in the skybox by Angel and Diablo.
For the love of God, why are these still rolling?Wasn’t this too many entries?!
And then a gif popped up of the sausage king crying in the corner while I blew Jurgen.
And they finished things off with a montage of me getting railed by each of the five guys I’d interviewed to be our butler.
Ocelot stepped up to the podium with an envelope.
Finally!I knew my face was bright red. This was the most ridiculous thing ever. I’d just been trying to free Tanner.
“Wow,” he said. “That was quite an impressive array of entries by Ash. No one has ever swept an entire category of nominations before. So I was thinking…why don’t we let her open the envelope and read which gif she won with? Ash, come on down!”
Everyone cheered as the spotlight settled on me.
Oh God, why?!All these people had just seen me naked. Getting fucked by so many different dudes. But what really horrified me was that I was about to have to give a speech.
I got up and slowly made my way up to the stage, being careful not to trip like an idiot.
I somehow made it up safely.
Ocelot gave me a kiss on each cheek and then handed me the envelope.
I tried to start talking but the mic made a terrible squeaking noise.Oh God! What do I do?!Everyone was staring at me.I should say something witty, right?
I cleared my throat. “Phew, close call. I thought for sure you guys were about to roll the gif of me getting gangbanged by the entire Supernova Six. Then everyone might have thought I was a whore.”
Everyone laughed.
Ah! I’m amazing at public speaking!
But I was out of material. So I just stared into the crowd, completely frozen. For at least like 10 seconds.
Oh God what is happening?!
Ocelot cleared his throat and pointed to the envelope