Page 317 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
“Then let’s do it. Come on up, Tanner.” I wasn’t fucking anyone but him for the rest of my life. And I knew he’d win. I’d seen all the penises.
Tanner walked up on stage and didn’t say a word. He just jumped up on the podium and whipped his giant cock out.
He’d been whipping it out a lot recently. He was very pleased that it wasn’t so dangerous anymore.
There were a few gasps in the audience.
“Holy shit, mate,” said Zico. “Is that thing even real?” Zico moved his hand in front of his comparatively unimpressive member.
Even Pickpocket, who’d probably never lost a size contest in his life, silently slipped out of the spotlight and exited the stage rather than embarrass himself by demanding a measurement.
“It is real,” said Tanner. “And working properly.”
“Huh?” asked Zico.
Tanner shook his head. “Nothing. And for the record, Ash was just using all of you as starter dicks so I wouldn’t rip her in two. So thank you for your service.” He gave them a little salute and guided me off stage.
I breathed a sigh of relief when I was away from all the stares. We walked into the green room. Earlier winners were chatting around the buffet table, which appeared to only be serving pie.
“Thank you,” I said. “That was the best excuse ever. Somehow you made me not look like a total whore. That was amazing!”
“You’re amazing. And you’re the best girlfriend ever. Which is why I have a present for you. Actually…three presents.” He guided me over to three pedestals, each with a big red button on top.
He pointed to the first one. “Press this button, and it will wipe any memories that the people in that ballroom have of your naked body and the things you’ve done.”
Oh thank God!Tanner had done a good job of justifying my actions to everyone. But still. Those people had seen me in every sex position imaginable.
Tanner pointed to the second button. “Press this button, and you can wipe your memory of all the incidents.”
“Theincidents? Gone?! Ahhh! YES!”
Tanner nodded.
“Will it erase your two also?”
“My two?”
I laughed. “Yes. You setting fire to the lotus party while watching me with Cole. And then you prematurely ejaculating on Rob’s desk.”
Tanner laughed. “I thought doing that on Rob’s desk was a plus.”
Huh.I guess that was one way to think about it. I’d never thought of turning an incident into a positive before...
“But if you’d like to erase your memories of those, suit yourself,” he said.
I couldn’t believe he didn’t care that he had incidents too...
Tanner pointed to the third button. “Press this button, and you can wipe both of our memories of all your sexual exploits.”
I looked up at him. “Is this for real? I can really erase everything I’ve done?”
Tanner nodded. “No more whispers about you being a ginger supremacist. No more incidents. No more hotwife gifs. We can start fresh.”
“That’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me. But…” my voice trailed off as I stared back at all the buttons. “Would you be mad if I didn’t press any of them?”
Tanner raised an eyebrow. “But why?”
“You know what first attracted me to you?”
