Page 328 of Forbidden Billionaires: Vol. 8
“No.”
“Pleeeeeease?” asked Chastity. “I mean, is it even a wedding cake if a stripper doesn’t pop out of it?”
“Fine. You can hire ONE wedding stripper. It is traditional for weddings at the Society to have a bit of entertainment…”
“Yes! I’m going to find you a stripper with the most magnificent cock in the history of stripper cocks.”
“This wedding is going to be fabulous,” said Nigel. “Oh! Wait! We need to call Justin.”
Chastity stared at him. “Hold everything. You guys know Justin too?”
“Of course we know Justin.”
“Isn’t he the best?”
Nigel shrugged. “No. He’s too touchy feely. It’s very unprofessional. But he does have a certain flair for grand events.”
He had a point. But... “Nigel, we already have everything planned. We don’t need Justin.”
“Honey, everyone needs a Justin,” said Nigel. “His words. Not mine.”
I laughed.
“Pleeeeease,” said Chastity. “One stripper and one Justin? For the maid of honor?”
“If the two of you want him, sure.”
“Yay!” They grabbed hands and started jumping up and down.
And then Chastity immediately pulled away. “Ew. Don’t touch me.”
Nigel pretended to puke. “Chastain touched my hand.”
“Will the two of you please get along? The best boy and maid of honor have to work together.”
Nigel sighed. “I’d rather be a jonokuchi again.” Nigel shuttered. “You should have seen the things the bigger sumo boys made me eat…”
Poor lad.His sumo career had gotten off to a rough start, but he’d eventually worked his way up through the ranks. What times we’d had in the Japans…
“I’d rather be a peasant,” said Chastity.
They glared at each other.
“For Ash,” I said.
“Anything for the mistress,” said Nigel.
Chastity nodded. “Anything for my bestie.”
“And please, not a word about this to her,” I said. “I want it to be a surprise.”
A smile slowly spread across Nigel’s face.
“Nigel, I’m serious.”
He shrugged.
“Don’t you dare tell Ash about this.”
